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321 backblasts
SLOW BURN · OCT 10, 2025
Backblast! Parking Lot Tour
15 (12 boot, 3 run) toured Slow Burn’s parking lots. Here’s what we did: Warm Up - 10 SSHs (IC) - 10 Mountain Climbers (IC) - 10 Plank Jacks (IC) Four Corners (front, sides, and rear of restaurant row) - 15 Merkins at…
SLOW BURN · OCT 3, 2025
Backblast! Slow Burning Stogie
Warm-Up: SSH – 20 IC Imperial Walkers – 15 IC Hillbilly Walkers – 15 IC Moroccan Night Clubs – 10 IC Windmills – 10 IC Mosey around the parking lot The Thang: 1. 4 Corners: Corner 1: 10 Merkins Corner 2: 15 Squats…
SLOW BURN · SEP 26, 2025
Backblast! A slice from Rosie
WARMUP: SSH, Windmill, Moroccan Nightclubs, Low slow squat, slow merkins, mosey THE THANG: AMRAP 20 Mins - 10 Merkins, 15 Squats, 20 Mtn Climbers, 10 lunges, Run 50m 8 minutes, Plank Jacks, BBS, CDD, start at 6 reps…
SLOW BURN · SEP 19, 2025
Backblast! Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game F3 Workout
Soundtrack: Amazon Music Playlist (curated by Amazon Music) “REDISCOVER THE ‘80S: College Rock WARMUP: - Mosey a lap - Mountain Climbers - Big Boy Sit-ups - Imperial Walkers - Hillbilly Walkers - Windmills - LBC FLIP…
SLOW BURN · SEP 12, 2025
Backblast! 2025.37 Slow Burn
TBH All I knew I wanted to do was 10 sets of burpees and bear crawls. Each bear crawl was 40 yds and burpees started at 10 and went to 1. In between sets run toward Shutterfly and find the next opportunity to find 40…
SLOW BURN · SEP 5, 2025
Backblast! 20 by 10’s at Slow Burn
Mosey warmup Exercises in cadence (20) followed by mode of transport, then 10 more IC, run back to starting point - merkins/lunge walk - Squats/bear crawl - Big boys/toy soldiers - Handrelease merkins/lunge walk …
SLOW BURN · AUG 29, 2025
Backblast! Toy soldiers suck
WARMUP: windmills, cherry pickers, Moroccan night clubs THE THANG: Dora, MOT is toy soldiers down and mosey back while your partner. 100 Merkins, 200 LBC’s, 300 SSH’s, 400 OH claps. Next set was rifle carry (empty…
SLOW BURN · AUG 22, 2025
Backblast! toilet paper options are plentiful
Standard CoP warmup IC - SSH, WM, IW, broga stuff Dynamic warmups to take us past the f45 suckers paying to workout at 5am... high knees, buttkickers, toy soldiers, karaoke Pyramid style workout... run up and perform…
SLOW BURN · AUG 15, 2025
Backblast! Sweatiest Broga
WARMUP: low slow squat x10, plank, upward dog, downward dog, shoulder taps, upward dog, downward dog, peter parkers, upward dog, downward dog, SSH x10 THE THANG: 6 cones set up in a circle - pax and a partner head to a…
SLOW BURN · AUG 8, 2025
Backblast! Choose your adventure
WARMUP: Side straddle Hop, low slow windmill, cherry pickers THE THANG: Two separate paths to choose, left or right. All cards had a workout associated with them. Some let you advance, some sent you back a spot, some…
SLOW BURN · AUG 1, 2025
Backblast! Gen X'er Beatdown
WARMUP: All the classics THE THANG: Wall Sits Two Pax did 3 burpee broad jumps and lunge walked back to the wall. Repeat until all pax have gone. 2 Rounds 7's on the Hill Mountain Climber and Merkins In the Chick-fil-a…
SLOW BURN · JUL 25, 2025
Backblast! Real American Crazy Train
WARMUP: SSH, Morrocan Night Club, Merkins, Windmill, Cherry Picker, Low Slow Squat THE THANG: Mosey from station to station. 3 exercises at each station. 45 seconds on, 15 seconds rest. 2 rounds at each station. - Low…
SLOW BURN · JUL 18, 2025
Backblast! This is the workout that happened at sl
WARMUP: ssh, hb walkers, imp walkers, Abe vigotas, plank time, Peter Parkers THE THANG: the road along the storefronts has 4 crosswalks starting at one end, we ran suicides, with the crosswalks serving as successive end…
SLOW BURN · JUN 27, 2025
Backblast! One to Ten
WARMUP: Yea, it's a good thing. We did that. THE THANG: String of Pearls...classic. Mosey and stop occasionally for: - Merkins - Squats - Carolina Dry Docks - Lunges (2 is 1) - Dips - Monkey Humpers - LBCs - Mountain…
SLOW BURN · JUN 20, 2025
Backblast! Slowburn 6/20/25
Warmup: SSH Baby Arm Circles Mtn Climbers Windmill Cherry Pickers Imperial Walkers Hillbilly Walkers The Thang: Mosey Wall sits while each person lunge walks to the Grease Traps and back Exercises - 10 reps each 1st MOT…
SLOW BURN · JUN 13, 2025
Backblast! Chick Filet and Cards
It was a rainy morning in The Fort so we headed for cover under the Chick Filet drive through. We were hoping to get free handouts of Chicken Mini’s, but the only thing on the menu this morning was the deck of pain…
SLOW BURN · JUN 6, 2025
Backblast! Mumble chattah at the Burn
WARMUP: SSH, Squats, Imperial, Cherry Pickers, Nightclubs, Mosey with Tot soldiers and Lunge Walk THE THANG: 11s w Merks and BigBoys, Squats and LBCs. 4 corners with 2 exercises at each corner ( Starfish style) w 5x…
SLOW BURN · MAY 30, 2025
Backblast! Slow Cookin'
WARMUP: Disclaimer and mosey around the Lowes campus. Circle up in about the middle of the parking lot for COP THE THANG: COP (all in cadence) SSH x 20, windmill x 10, squat x 20, merkin x 7/hold/drop to elbows/regular…
SLOW BURN · MAY 23, 2025
Backblast! SlowBlast
WARMUP: We did. THE THANG: Warm up 4 corners in back lot - 3 rounds – 25 reps of each - Merkins - Squats - Diamonds - Big Boys Dora - 50 burpees - 150 dips - 250 CDD MARY: No chicks. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter…
SLOW BURN · MAY 16, 2025
Backblast! 21 reps X 10
WARMUP: Missy around Lowe’s W/ SSH, cherry pickers, windmills THE THANG: 10 stations of 21 reps. 5 coupons jumped out of the back of my truck to get involved MARY: pax’s count ANNOUNCEMENTS: lawn care, cannoli run, read…
SLOW BURN · MAY 9, 2025
Backblast! Webb-O-Rama at The Burn
WARMUP: Mosey to “mulch” side of Loews for Seal Jacks, Windmills, Merkins, MCs, MMCs THE THANG: mosey behind Lowes for 15 Irkins, Dips & Derkins. Rinse & Repeat, Mosey to Portico for Captain Thor (4 Am. Hammers for each…
SLOW BURN · MAY 2, 2025
Backblast! Triangle of pain- Not a Diamond
WARMUP: Mosey and stop three times -exercises THE THANG:" Triangle of pain" 1. ABs, 2. Shoulders and 3. shoulders (7 exercises at each stop x 20 reps each time around. Most made two full trips all 7 exercises x 20 MARY…
SLOW BURN · APR 18, 2025
Backblast! Skip Joyfully
WARMUP: SSH – 20 IC • Imperial Walkers – 15 IC • Windmills – 10 IC • Arm Circles – 10 fwd / 10 rev • Hillbillies – 15 IC • Mosey (~1/4 mile loop or parking lot lap) THE THANG: Part 1: Partner Dora (10 minutes) Pairs of…
SLOW BURN · APR 11, 2025
Backblast! SlowBurn with a Kick in the A….
WARMUP: Dynamic warm up around Lowe’s stopping along way to circle up and exercise Crowd pleaser was the duck walks in honor of Retiree THE THANG: The accumulator 10 exercises starting with one rep Moving to next…