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592 backblasts mention “darkhelmet”
ALCATRAZ · MAR 29, 2025
Backblast! Halfpipe Hell
WARMUP: - Mosey around the park - SSH - Windmill - Imperial Walker THE THANG: Everyone pulled a block from my truck. These are pavers that weigh slightly more than a cindy. One end of the parking lot - 26 curls - 26 leg…
MAR 27, 2025
Backblast! Here's your statblast...
It was too long ago. I am a loser for not posting it sooner. I have no idea. I only take some amount of solace in the fact that the FNG went rucking so he won't know what he missed...
SWEEP THE LEG · MAR 24, 2025
Backblast! 1st ever Hubert Graham Pwky workout
THE THANG: 1. Run 160, Stonecrest, Hubert Graham and back 2. 16 March Madness Merkins at every other light pole on Stonecrest and Hubert Graham 3. When there’s a guardrail, alternate between incline merkins and Derkins…
THE FORT · MAR 22, 2025
Backblast! All of the burpees
WARMUP: Moroccan nightclubs Windmill Cherry picker Low slow squat Hillbilly walker Burpee mile(ish) - 12 burpees, run .3 miles, 12 burpees, run .3 miles, 12 burpees, run .3 miles, 12 burpees, run .3 miles for a total of…
SWEEP THE LEG · MAR 17, 2025
Backblast! Sweepblast
Q AT SWEEP THE LEG 031725 Run to top of Dam Rd - 17 merkins - 17 jump squats - 17 big boys Run to Stonecrest - 17 merkins - 17 jump squats - 17 big boys Run to roundabout - 17 merkins - 17 jump squats - 17 big boys Up…
DAWN PATROL · MAR 13, 2025
Backblast! Hurt So Good
WARMUP: Short mosey around amphitheatre, down path by pond around fire pit and back with some exercises along the way and short COP. Mosey to stairs in strip where Epic sits. THE THANG: Figure 8 loop that includes a run…
MAR 13, 2025
Backblast! The Sheldon Cooper
WARMUP: Run up main street, stop to do 1 burpee, around clebourne stop to do 1 squat, over to entrance of WEP and do 1 merkin, stop at amphitheater and do 1 Big Boy THE THANG: The Sheldon Cooper 10 burpees 10 squats 10…
RING OF FIRE · MAR 12, 2025
Backblast! The Impossible Mile
20 men rolled out of bed and got better this morning. There were ruckers, runners, and bootcampers. Conditions were pleasant (44 and clear). Here’s what we did: The Thang “The Impossible Mile Challenge” - 1 Lap Burpee…
SWEEP THE LEG · MAR 11, 2025
Backblast! Run, Exercise, Run, Do The Work
Mission - Know It...for the love. WARMUP: Not Really THE THANG: Run around the building, 3 core exercises Run to Front St, 3 upper body exercises Cross 160 & run to Brayden, 3 lower body exercises Run to the bottom of…
THE COACH'S BOX · MAR 6, 2025
Backblast! 45/30
Was I late? Yes. After all that hype, I freaking forgot I said to be there at 0445. So, what do you do in those situations? Well, you dial your ShieldLock and get him to warm everyone up for 5 minutes while you drive…
COLOSSEUM · MAR 4, 2025
Backblast! Gloom 3: Return of Fusion
WARMUP: We did THE THANG: We ran to the back of the school and got rocks and carried them around, and then we jumped over walls and stuff. MARY: No chicks. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter. COT: The 5th Core…
SWEEP THE LEG · MAR 3, 2025
Backblast! Simple but painful
Run to the school back entrance but first male 2 stops for merkins. The thang: 10 light poles. 1st light pole is for 5 burpees, run to second pole and do 27 squats and 27 merkins. Back to first pole and repeat 5…
FEB 27, 2025
Backblast! Around The Fort to Return The Pond to I
WARMUP: Skip to the Thang. THE THANG: In an effort to return Minnow Pond to its roots, we ran, stopped for exercises, ran, stopped for exercises, repeat. I will write the stop then the qty & category of exercises. Fort…
FEB 24, 2025
Backblast! Brutality is underrated.
THE MAN: Marine Lance Corporal – Noah M. Pier Marine Lance Cpl Noah M. Pier, 25, was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 3rd Marine Regiment, 3rd Marine Division, III Marine Expeditionary Force, Kaneohe Bay, Hawaii as a…
LAZARUS · FEB 20, 2025
Backblast! Eastside Mafia Snot Woggler
WARMUP: in cadence - SSH, windmill, Hillbilly Walkers, imperials, merkins THE THANG: mosey to the Farm house hill, partner Dora x 4: 100 SSH 200 marks 300 squats 400 lbc Mosey back corner of red stone parking lot 4…
KITCHEN SINK · FEB 19, 2025
Backblast! Kitchen Sink 2/19/25
WARMUP: SSH, cherry pickers, IWs, Mtn climbers, shoulder taps dynamic movements around the traffic circle THE THANG: buy in 100 squats with bag on shoulders, move to back of school (15 merkins while moving at various…
COLOSSEUM · FEB 18, 2025
Backblast! Look at that Hill
Ran around lots of string of pearls. Tried to climb every hill possible in a reverse bear crawl Worked a good deal on side lunges, and moving around with ease, finished with a Jack Webb that the brothers tried to skip…
FEB 17, 2025
Backblast! Morning Coffey
Today we honored U.S. Marine Corporal Keaton G. Coffey, 22, of Boring, Oregon, assigned to the 1st Law Enforcement Battalion, 1st Marine Headquarters Group, 1st Marine Expeditionary Force, based in Camp Pendleton…
THE FORT · FEB 15, 2025
Backblast! Stop and go light or Traffic signal?
Fact: the weinke went through the washing machine as soon as I got home, it did not make it to the dryer Fact: Band Camp thought darkhelmet was going to be at The Fort. He was disappointed that DH did not show, he was…
RING OF FIRE · FEB 12, 2025
Backblast! Poop virus
WARMUP: Because it's 35 degrees and raining, we will warm up SSH Low Slow Merkins Peter parkers Low slow squats Run a lap THE THANG: Every Minute on the Minute: 10 burpees Until failure After failure: Run a lap of shame…
BLOCK PARTY · FEB 11, 2025
Backblast! Tour de Fort Mill
The mummblechatter was brilliant, sometimes vulgar when Slash got close enough to be heard.
SWEEP THE LEG · FEB 10, 2025
Backblast! CHARGE
WARMUP: run to back of GHMS THE THANG: perform 10 reps of exercise listed on cone then run forward two cones and perform 10 reps of exercise listed on cone. Run back to the skipped cone and perform 10 reps of exercise…
THE RANCH · FEB 6, 2025
Backblast! Ranch on Roidd
Saw two Ruckers take the easy path then the campers headed out to build callouses at The Ranch WARMUP: Mosey to front of school: 15 IW, 15 HW walker, 10 WM, 15 Cherry Picker. Foreplay done. THE THANG: 9s on the hill. 8…
BLOCK PARTY · FEB 4, 2025
Backblast! EMOM
WARMUP: SSHx20, Hillbilly Walker x 10, Imperial Walker x 10, Merkin IC x 10, Plank toe touches IC x 5 THE THANG: Ran up the hill Did the following exercises EMOM. - Run down and back up the hill EMOM for 10 min - 15…