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93 backblasts mention “Only Fans”

THE FORT · SAT OCT 24 Birthday Bash Q: Pauly D · 8 PAX 32 Trips Around the Sun WARMUP: 32 Moroccan Night Clubs, 32 SSH. THE THANG: Stop 1: 4 Corners Parking Lot At each corner: 8 Merkins 8 Squats 8 LBCs 8 Mountain Climbers 32 reps per corner Jog between corners Stop 2… THE FORT · SAT OCT 3 Tour de Fort Q: HarryCarry · 8 PAX Started with a mosey run from WEP to the Church on Harris street. Thang 1: Elevens: Merkins then run up steps of church and do Bobby Hurleys at top. Run down Harris, down Massey to Pike parking lot. Thang 2: Bear crawl… THE FORT · SAT SEP 19 Band Tabata Q: seanwalshpt · 9 PAX WARMUP: Light jog Side straddle hops Cherry pickers Hillbilly walkers Groin lunges THE THANG: Band Tabata (20s work, 10s rest). 2 exercises per round, as many reps as possible each round. Ideally 4 rounds of each… THE FORT · SAT SEP 12 You use your whole body so workout your whole body Q: Sweet Baby Ray · 11 PAX WARMUP: SSH, cherry pickers, greatest stretch ever, down dog, honey mooners, mosey to big parking lot above old Pike building THE THANG: 4 corners each corner focused on a different muscle group and had various… THE FORT · SAT AUG 29 Bands and Birthdays Q: Dear Abby · 8 PAX WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Willie Mays Hays, Cherry Pickers, Imperial Walkers THE THANG: Each PAX was given 2 resistance bands. We then made our way around the AO stopping 8 times to do 5 band exercises in reps of 13 … THE FORT · SAT AUG 8 Chicken wing progression and playground Dora Q: Suplex · 8 PAX Musical warmup: 1. https://youtu.be/K9GxdQ2MkzA?si=FDfWgqVtFrQM7muq remix by State of Mine (3:37) 1. Base = Imp. Walkers 2. Chorus: fruit pickers 3. Solos: Big Arm circle 4. Short loop mosey, while Q queued up next tune… THE FORT · SAT AUG 1 Apollo Creed Q: Beaker · 7 PAX · +1 FNG WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, low slow squats, merkins THE THANG: There are 11 swings around the perimeter of the park. Starting from the parking lot, a tree near the handicap spots was used as the starting point… THE FORT · SAT JUL 25 It's Wet. YES. Now, Do The Work Q: maximus · 12 PAX · +1 FNG Whenever there's an FNG, I feel the responsibility to turn it up a notch and to ensure I adhere to the principles, cadence calling, and traits of what I love about F3. While it's not up to me to determine the intensity… THE FORT · SAT JUL 18 Blimps are fun Q: Mainframe · 12 PAX Another super humid morning but it was great seeing 11 other guys show up to get the day started right. Quick disclaimer then mosey around park stopping at each swing for 2 exercises. 10 counts of imperial Walker's… THE FORT · SAT JUL 11 WEP Stations Q: Casey Kasem · 15 PAX · +1 FNG WARMUP: windmills, hillbilly walkers, moseying, toy soldiers, knee grabs, arm stretches THE THANG: Playground Station C.H.I.P.S. and Dips Complete 20 reps each of exercises, in cadence, followed by 20 dips off a park… 6@6 · SAT JAN 31 Backblast! Running in the snow Q: Vuvuzela · 10 PAX WARMUP: THE THANG: choose your own route and distance. Everyone needs put the miles in from 4+ to 15+ miles!!! MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: SEABISCUIT · TUE JAN 20 Backblast! Don’t get lost Q: Cyclops · 12 PAX WARMUP: Nope - it’s a running AO THE THANG: Run into Massey for 4-5 miles - Neff Ct to Dudley to Felts to Kingsbottom and back. MARY: Nope - it’s a running AO ANNOUNCEMENTS: always COT: 5th core principle It was great… 6@6 · DEC 20, 2025 Backblast! Do as I say, not as I do Q: Liberty Bibberty · 16 PAX WARMUP: waiting on Q THE THANG: choose your own adventure MARY: would have been a better Q ANNOUNCEMENTS: don’t be late for your Q COT: yes AMERICAN JACKAL · NOV 10, 2025 Backblast! The Impossible Mile Q: Poppins · 12 PAX · +1 FNG WARMUP: barely THE THANG: impossible mile 400m Bear Crawls 400m Lunge Walks 400m Burpee Broad Jumps (no one got past this) 400m sprint MARY: nah ANNOUNCEMENTS: Operation Love, Christmas Party, Bethel COT: Yes So this… LAZARUS · OCT 30, 2025 Backblast! GTL at the ramp Q: Pauly D · 18 PAX · +3 FNG WARMUP: 25 SSH, 10 Cherry Pickers THE THANG: Mosey to the Parking Garage high knees, butt kickers, toy soldiers, karaoke Arrive at garage Hold plank and do low slow merkins until the 6 came in. Level 1: • 10 Low Slow… LAZARUS · SEP 4, 2025 Backblast! Escalator and More Q: Goose · 5 PAX WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers, stretchy things. THE THANG: Moseyed to the lot in front of the theater. Using the Parking spaces start at one end, Bear Crawl 2 lines do 1 Merkin, Crawl Bear… BUSHWOOD · MAY 21, 2025 Backblast! Floater VQ Q: Floater · 11 PAX WARMUP: SSH Imp Walker Low Slow Squat THE THANG: Mosey to Jackal 20 Plank jacks 20 Mountain Climbers 5 Inch worms 10 Freddie Mercury sit up 10 Kick through 5 Inch worms Did interval bench workouts 30 seconds work 10… BLOCK PARTY · MAY 20, 2025 Backblast! Fake playlistst band, real legs workout Q: Only Fans · 8 PAX WARMUP: Side straddle hops -Windmill, Merkin, Downward dogs, Honey Mooney, Mosey THE THANG: 3 - Exercises 20 Min = legs 3 stations 40s work, 20s rest / 3x Repeated exercises for 4 min, one minute rest thinking on… BUSHWOOD · MAY 14, 2025 Backblast! Ladder with lots of Merlin’s Q: Float Bridge · 7 PAX WARMUP: 10 overhead claps 10 Moroccan nightclubs 10 cherry pickers THE THANG: Run to each station complete the exercise at each station and return Round 1 ladder 1 - burpee 10 Merkins 10 shoulder taps 10 flutter kicks… BLOCK PARTY · MAY 13, 2025 Backblast! Block Party Beatdown Q: Deep Dish · 18 PAX WARMUP: SSH, windmill, cherry pickers, navy seal burpees (10 count movement) THE THANG: Mosey to Walter Elisha Run to each park bunch and do 5 Navy Seal Burpees. Wait for the 6 to finish then run to next bench together… AMERICAN JACKAL · MAY 12, 2025 Backblast! Bald Wod at The Creek Q: Rumbling Bald · 7 PAX WARMUP: SSH - 30, Windmill - 10, Moroccan NC - 10, Broga THE THANG: Round 1: 20 Merkins, 20 LBC's, 20 Squats - Run lap 20 Dips, 20 BB, 20 Monkey Humpers - Run Lap 20 SSH, 20 Lunge (10 E/L), 20 Incline M - Run Lap Round… BLOCK PARTY · MAY 6, 2025 Backblast! Tour De Fort Mill Q: tom_setliffe · 10 PAX WARMUP: - Imperial Walkers - Pumpkin Pickers - Moroccan night-clubs - Merkins - Hold position for down dog - Honeymooners - Right side plank - Left side plank THE THANG: Run from starting lot up Main St. to 160, right… LAZARUS · MAY 1, 2025 Backblast! Lazarus Preps the Murph Q: Rosie · 6 PAX WARMUP: SSH, Hillbilly Walkers, Cherry Pickers, Windmill, Merkins, Stretching THE THANG: Run 0.375 Miles, then 25 BBS, 50 Merkins, 75 Squats, Then run 0.375, 25 BBS, 50 Merkins, 75 Squats, repeat 4x MARY: 5 Burpees… BLOCK PARTY · APR 22, 2025 Backblast! Murph prep Q: Farmers Only · 11 PAX WARMUP: ssh and merkins THE THANG: 9 different exercises at amor artis pull up bars. Pull up. Merkin. Inverted row. Derkin. Leg raises. Diamond merkin. Chin up. Bar dips. And burpee pull up. Number of reps was decided…