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313 backblasts mention “Goose”
LAZARUS · THU OCT 29
EMOM at the movies…
WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Pickers, down dog, honey mooners, pigeon stretch, mosey to the parking lot in front of the movie theater. THE THANG: 4 corner EMOM (every minute on the minute) PAX broke into three group and picked a…
BLOCK PARTY · TUE OCT 27
Hills & Marching Around WEP
Day #2 of Birthday Week Q's. Here we go! WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Stretching, Mosey THE THANG: Mosey over to the swings. Partner up and one partner does suspended crunches (feet in swing) 20x and the…
COCKPIT · WED OCT 14
Egypt > Desert > Promised Land Bootcamp
WARMUP: We started with a mile around campus, fleeing Egypt with a few dynamic stretches along the way. Made sure to circle back for the six. Bonsai stepped up with some Side Straddle Hops while YHC went back for…
LAZARUS · THU OCT 8
Goose Bread Beatdown
WARMUP: YHC warmed us up with the Motivator and some stretchy things. Then I handed it over to Bread Maker. THE THANG: We moseyed to the front of the theater and was introduced to the Leg Wrecker. Group 1 does Lt Dans…
KITCHEN SINK · WED OCT 7
Fall Break Wed Workout (Oct 7 2026)
WARMUP: Side-strattle hop, high knees, arm circles, hip openers THE THANG: · Duck, duck, goose · Pyramid involving squats, curls, push press, and back rows MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: Volunteer COT: Praises for support and…
COCKPIT · MON OCT 5
Viva La Libertad
WARMUP: SSHs, Hillbilly Walkers, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan Night Club, Cherry Pickers THE THANG: Sumo Deadlift High Pull, Blades of Glory, Bus Driver, Bent Over Row, Carolina Dry Docks, Plank, Back Widow, Flutter…
BLOCK PARTY · TUE SEP 29
FORTeen Years
WARMUP: 14 Burpees THE THANG: Mosey to center of WEP Pax rotated into center based on year of 1st post (ie Class of 2026, 2025, 2024, etc). Varied exercises were performed by all including Burpees, Partner Derkins…
LAZARUS · THU SEP 24
Week 4 of 4 Shield-Lock-September
WARMUP: yes THE THANG: 2 laps around the theater (apparently that's a far distance) 11’s with Burpees and Jump Squats Ab Webb ft. Straight leg Freddy Mercurys MARY: hold a plank and then American hammers ANNOUNCEMENTS…
COCKPIT · WED SEP 23
Q-School
WARMUP: Disclaimer and mosey down the hill to a warmup circle with the following exercises in cadence Windmills x 10 Cherry Pickers x 10 Imperial walkers x 10 5 burpees OYO Hillbilly Walkers x 10 4 burpees OYO Seal…
LAZARUS · THU SEP 17
Kumquat
WARMUP: BC led that....it involved burpees in cadence, but only after some creative running THE THANG: Split into 3 groups, was gonna be 4, but Tesh was late. Rotated at Esso's whistle. Band Camp's job was to travel the…
COCKPIT · WED SEP 16
Old Bush
WARMUP: Mosey with a few stops to the middle school track. THE THANG: 100 yds of Burpee Dan. 10 Yards of lunges, 1 Burpee, 10 additional yards of lunges, 2 burpees, until you made it to the next end zone. Partner AMRAP…
BLOCK PARTY · TUE SEP 15
Of course, more burpees
WARMUP: Moroccan nightclubs Windmills Cherry pickers Hillbilly walkers Mosey to some curb merkins in cadence BurpBackMountain - partner up. Partner 1 does burpees while partner 2 nurs up the hill and runs down twice…
LAZARUS · THU SEP 10
Pipe Hitters Shieldlock Q
14 at Lazarus for a Pipe Hitters Shieldlock beatdown. Here’s what we did: Warm-up - 5 Merkins (IC) - 5 Low Slow Squats (IC) - 10 SSHs (IC) The Thang Island Hopping with Maximus - Run to 2nd island, run back, 10 Mtn…
COCKPIT · WED SEP 9
Always identify the open bathroom
Immediately identified the open bathroom and ran towards it. Stopped for some stair steper rep counts otw. While I duced the pax did 100 200 300 of merkins, squat, lcbs. I entered mid squat. Then back to the top to play…
THE HIVE · FRI SEP 4
Kettlebell Workout - The Hive
WARMUP: Counting Practice THE THANG: 11s MARY: Kettlebell Hill ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack COT: Thankful for health, family, children, anniversaries.
LAZARUS · THU SEP 3
Something of an Old Testament
WARMUP: Goose set the stage with an intro to Shield Lock September, then handed the baton to Pusher THE THANG: Pusher -- he led the charge (literally) out of the parking lot to the corner leading toward Red Ventures…
COCKPIT · WED AUG 26
100-Yard Double Quarter Pounder
WARMUP: SSH, Windmills and others THE THANG: - First Quarter (25 Yards): Run to the 25-yard line, complete 25 merkins Nur to the goal line. - Second Quarter (50 Yards): Run to the 50-yard line, complete 50 squats, and…
COCKPIT · MON AUG 24
School Tour
Commentary courtesy of Dark Helmet: 12 men at The Pit Of Cocks received a generous helping of Italian Jobs. The Thang: - Run 1/4 mile-ish then perform the following - 10 Burpees - 20 HR Merkins - 30 Lunges - 40 Mountain…
THE HIVE · FRI AUG 21
35lb Moderate 24kg Hard
WARMUP: Yep THE THANG: Move to parking lot: Single Arm Deadlift Clean Squat and Press Overhead hold and March did 5 reps on the right, then 5 on the left We did some type of travel between round. I think we hit 4-ish…
LAZARUS · THU AUG 20
Push it to the limit
WARMUP: SSH Imp Walkers Moroccan nightclubs Michael Phelps Squats Merkins Broga THE THANG: Ladder interval up downs Merkins and Squats MOT Bear Crawl LBC Jump Squats MOT Lunges Dora with shared bag Merkins Big boys Imp…
COCKPIT · WED AUG 19
The Dora Smoke Show
Warm-Up: SSH – 25 IC Imperial Walkers – 15 IC Moroccan NC – 15 IC Windmills - 10 IC Strawberry Pickers - 10 IC Cheese Shredder The Thang: 1. Dora: Partner up. One works, one runs to STOP sign and back. Switch…
COCKPIT · MON AUG 17
What would you say you do here?
WARMUP: yea, this is important THE THANG: 1. move the parking lot aisles. 1 burpee, run to the other end, 2 burpees, next aisle, 3 burpees, etc. up to 10 2. mosey to the hill with the close light poles. 5 squats at the…
THE HIVE · FRI AUG 14
It looked good on card stock.
WARMUP: Parking Lot Mosey/ SSH/ Hillbillies/Around the Worlds/Halos/DeadLifts/High Pulls THE THANG: Partner Double Bell carry while other does Round 1: Mike Tysons Round 2: Derkins. Loop of Pain Stations. Do exercises…
LAZARUS · THU AUG 13
Egypt > Desert > Promised Land
WARMUP: in cadence/out of cadence exercises including some windmills, some toy soldiers, some SSH, and an Elf movie reference from Birdcage THE THANG: We were taken out of Egypt into the Desert and into the Promised…