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THE FORT · SAT JUL 18 Blimps are fun Q: Mainframe · 12 PAX Another super humid morning but it was great seeing 11 other guys show up to get the day started right. Quick disclaimer then mosey around park stopping at each swing for 2 exercises. 10 counts of imperial Walker's… COCKPIT · MON JUL 13 The Norway Row and Stuff Q: JWOW · 7 PAX There was a storm brewing over at Cockpit and you could cut the anticipation with a knife as The Pax eagerly awaited The Polish Mating Dance! We headed down over to the locked up pull-up bars for apparently no pull-ups… THE FORT · SAT JUL 11 WEP Stations Q: Casey Kasem · 15 PAX · +1 FNG WARMUP: windmills, hillbilly walkers, moseying, toy soldiers, knee grabs, arm stretches THE THANG: Playground Station C.H.I.P.S. and Dips Complete 20 reps each of exercises, in cadence, followed by 20 dips off a park… SLOW BURN · FRI JUL 3 Chutes and Ladders 🪜- Round 2 Q: JWOW · 9 PAX It was a steamy morning at Slow Burn and the PAX were chomping at the bit to accelerate. Quick warmup with the stretching and we were off. Over to the hill for some Chutes and Ladders. :ladder: There were two cones at… THE FORT · SAT JUN 27 You Will Struggle! Q: Double D · 14 PAX WARMUP: A few loops in the parking lot while Bowser shared leadership principles learned from Bible study with his buddy, followed by brief series of exercises THE THANG: Mosey to playground and pick a partner for Dora… DAWN PATROL · TUE JUN 23 Board of Pain Q: Jekyll · 20 PAX Muggy morning but 20, yes 20 PAX showed their intestinal fortitude by taking on the board of pain. Several new comers to the board and everyone did great! We even had an FNG brought by Mater. It was also my 50th… THE FORT · SAT JUN 20 Starfish Q: Grout · 11 PAX WARMUP: 20 SSH Mosey down the path to Harris Street Park / Basketball Court THE THANG: Starfish: on basketball court 20 Merkins on corner Run to center and do 2 burpees 20 Mountain Climbers Run to center and do 2… THE FORGE · SAT JUN 13 Box of Crayons Q: Band Camp · 13 PAX WARMUP: 103 SSH, IW, HW, yoga THE THANG: Dina Dr back and forth 5 stops down and back Exercises in cadence each time Rd 1: 5 burpees each stop Rd 2: 10 big boys Rd 3: 15 jump squats Rd 4: 10 merkins (had to start… THE BALLROOM · TUE JUN 9 1 Jarvis + 1 Bobber = Acceleration Q: JWOW · 12 PAX It was a beautiful morning at The Ballroom and the PAX were chomping at the bit to accelerate…Or was that Jarvis chomping on a T-Bone?:cut_of_meat: Quick warmup with the Polish Mating Dance and we were off. Over to the… THE ARMORY · MON JUN 8 You vs. You Q: Cyclops · 6 PAX WARMUP: Mosey around the side lot and back to COT for warm up of exercises all in cadence Seal Jacks - x12 Windmills - x 6 Imperial Walkers - x12 Hillbilly Walkers - x12 Plank Merkins x12 Shoulder Taps x12 THE THANG… THE HIVE · FRI JUN 5 Rock The Bells! Q: Boogie Down · 10 PAX WARMUP: Morrancan Night Clubs Baby Arm Circles Abe Vigodas Cherry Pickers Pideon Stretch Downward Dog Dog/Honeymooner SSH THE THANG: Partner Up On the gridiron 100 reps of: Curls LBCs w/ KB above chest Lunges Triceps… COLOSSEUM · TUE JUN 2 Something different - BSTL Q: Brawny - The Fort · 10 PAX WARMUP: - 10 Hillbilly Walkers, - 10 Imperial Walkers - 10 Strawberry pickers, - 10 Moroccan Nightclubs - Down dog with calf stretches, to a honeymooner THE THANG: - Run down to Dave Gibson - 25 Pushups - Run up to… RING OF FIRE · WED MAY 27 Field of Pain Q: JWOW · 9 PAX It was a dark, dank, steamy morning and then Stud Muffin walked in and we were able to officially start. Quick warmup and then we made like a tree and moseyed. Over to the benches for dips, dirkins, and step-ups. For… THE FORT · SAT MAY 23 AI Gone Wild Q: Fishstix · 7 PAX The talk of the morning was about the AI videos created by JWOW had gone off the rails. The conversation would take our minds off the wet and rainy weather. We began with a trip around the park stopping at each swing… COLOSSEUM · TUE MAY 19 Polka-Competition Q: Autobahn · 7 PAX WARMUP: 15 Moroccan night club 15 Wind mill 15 Hill Billy walkers 10 imperial walker 15 cherry pickers THE THANG: Mosey around the school CBear crawl along the parking lot with 5 shoulder taps every second line, lunge… THE YARD · SAT MAY 2 Dual Q Q: Cherry Pie · 16 PAX {'type': 'rich_text', 'block_id': 'pw/yw', 'elements': [{'type': 'rich_text_section', 'elements': [{'type': 'text', 'text': 'WARMUP:', 'style': {'bold': True, 'italic': False}}, {'type': 'text', 'text': ' '}, {'type'… THE HIVE · FRI MAY 1 ABC 123 Q: Deep Dish · 8 PAX {'type': 'rich_text', 'elements': [{'type': 'rich_text_section', 'elements': [{'type': 'text', 'text': 'WARMUP:', 'style': {'bold': True, 'italic': False}}, {'type': 'text', 'text': ' '}, {'type': 'text', 'text': 'did… BLOCK PARTY · TUE APR 28 Heavy Laps Q: Fishstix · 6 PAX 6 men showed up at the new Block Party location, WEP. We started with a job around the park, stopped at every swing for an exercise. Next, we emptied the back of my car filled with sandbags and other heavy objects. We… THE FORT · SAT APR 25 Padre-Sandbag Q: Suplex · 10 PAX WARMUP: the usual suspects THE THANG: 1. Catch me if you can: 1 pax walks w/ Sandbag or chosen coupon… Other (at each handoff), does 10 BBSU, 20 monkey humpers then moseys up for handoff 1. Pitt-stop at Playground for… SLOW BURN · FRI APR 24 Do 1 More Q: Splinter · 18 PAX WARMUP: lap around the parking lot, SSH, Moroccan Nightclubs, windmills THE THANG: Do 1 More This is a 12 round AMRAP 1 minute each with a 45 second break to do as many as you can. I told the pax to write down their… THE FORT · SAT APR 18 Corporate (not) approved) Q: Assassin · 14 PAX All enjoyed immensely my Q, especially the Corporate Headquarters representative, the Darkest of all Helmets. Also, my oldest son was there, so I was under a tremendous amount of pressure to perform. WARMUP: Yes - we… THE HIVE · FRI APR 17 Monkey King on Tires at Hive Q: Suplex · 4 PAX WARMUP: usually stuff THE THANG: All 1 group: ONE BELL 1-2-3-4-5-4-3-2-1 Swing Am.Swing Goblet squat Thruster Set/Deadlift Deadlift to High Pull Set for # breaths = # reps just finished Take a lap… end by Tires. Split… THE ARMORY · MON APR 13 Walk Up Songs with Pain Q: Cohiba · 7 PAX Warm-Up: SSH – 20 IC Windmills – 10 IC Moroccan Night Clubs – 15 IC Imperial Walkers- 20 IC Strawberry Pickers- 10 IC The Thang: 1. Ladders Start at 5 reps, add +5 each round until 25, then work back down. Exercises: KB… THE FORT · MON APR 13 1 year at the fort Q: Pauly D · 11 PAX WARMUP: strawberry pickers, windmills, Moroccan night clubs, plank, works greatest stretch. THE THANG: mosey to Calhoun parking lot for cocaine bear crawls mosey down to Harris st park. 10 burpees. Mosey up Myers and…