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LAZARUS · THU OCT 15 Nipple Fights Q: Birdcage · 7 PAX Minimal warm-up Maximum UNO Ultimate chatter BE GRATEFUL FOR ALL THINGS MILGA SEABISCUIT · TUE AUG 11 Soggy Sea Biscuits Q: Cake Boss · 13 PAX WARMUP: Broga THE THANG: Run through Massey to Forest neighborhood for loops and run back 3-5 mi was completed MARY: Broga ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read newsletter COT: don’t believe the false identities placed on you but rather… LAZARUS · THU AUG 6 BOMBS Away! Q: LTrain · 9 PAX WARMUP: Warmupy things while waiting for Bobber THE THANG: B.O.M.B.S.-esque stuff. Partner up. One partner runs while other does first exercise of the round. Swap when partner returns. Round 1 Exercises: Burpees… LAZARUS · THU JUL 30 Back to School Bootcamp Q: Goose · 6 PAX WARMUP: Grandpa Jacks, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan Nightclubs, Windmills THE THANG: Moseyed to the front of the theater for class to begin. Each grade 1st through 12th were 12 reps, repeating each of the previous grades… COCKPIT · MON JUL 27 Sherlock welcome ho(l)me(s) Q: Pauly D · 11 PAX WARMUP: SSH / Windmills / Low Slow Squats THE THANG: island hopping in the parking lot. MOT been islands is lunge walk and then broad jump and repeat 15 merkins 15 squats 30 second plank 15 dips 15 merkins 15 LBC’s 15… COCKPIT · WED JUL 22 Getting swole at the Cockpit Q: Dear Abby · 6 PAX WARMUP: Side Straddle Hops, Cherry Pickers, Imperial Walkers, various stretching THE THANG: Thang 1: Champaign run to the middle school. Patterned up. Partner 1 did AMRAP exercises in the school parking lot while… SEABISCUIT · TUE JUL 21 Running Q: Tiller · 11 PAX WARMUP: THE THANG: running, starting at Blue Smokehouse down North Dobys, Left on Fairway, Left on Banks, Left on Wolfpack trail, Right on Fort Mill Parkway (4.8 miles) back to COT MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: 5:30 tonight… COCKPIT · WED JUL 8 BRILGA Q: Sasquatch · 14 PAX WARMUP: SSH, dynamic plank/broga THE THANG: mosey to field, partner push 2x20 yards, partner wheelbarrow 2x20 yards railroad ties - jump over, pax on ground complete Superman’s then flutters; railroad ties- side shuffle… SEABISCUIT · TUE JUL 7 Round and round Q: Double D · 12 PAX THE THANG: Ran out to Whites Rd then down to Waterside through 1, 2, or 3 roundabouts and back. COT: yes, we circled and we trusted COCKPIT · WED JUL 1 Abs4America Q: Pauly D · 5 PAX WARMUP: 10 SSH / Pogo Hops THE THANG: Mosey to track at FCMS .5 Mile warmup 3 minute high plank 200 toe taps 100 big boys 1 minute side plank pulse each side 1 minute flutter Missed back MARY: No time ANNOUNCEMENTS… SEABISCUIT · TUE JUN 30 Figure 8’s Q: Pauly D · 8 PAX WARMUP: No THE THANG: Neff Left on Dudley Left on Suffolk Right on Charlton Straight on Nelles Left on Dudley Repeat Finish right on Dudley Right on Neff COT MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: MINNOW POND · THU MAY 14 7-14-21 M&M’s Q: Time Machine · 15 PAX WARMUP: The Pledge of Allegiance THE THANG: Mosey to corner of Pine and Leroy. A repeating ladder at each intersection, 7 diamonds at first intersection, back to bottom of ladder for 5 squats, 14 Regular Merkins at 2nd… SEABISCUIT · TUE MAY 12 Legion loop Q: Peach Stand · 11 PAX WARMUP: THE THANG: dobys to Williams to legion to FM parkway to Hensley to dobys, back to cot. 4.2 as laid out - individual mileage varied MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: COCKPIT · WED APR 29 West side will travel Q: backdraft · 6 PAX WARMUP: mosey, dynamic stretch, 5 of the OG warm up moves THE THANG: Dora- 100 big boy, 200 merkins, 300 squats Followed by 1 min of called exercise with about 30 seconds of rest. We did a lot of reps but remembered to… LAZARUS · THU APR 2 Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home Q: Cyclops · 8 PAX WARMUP: Mosey to the theater entrance walkway Exercises in cadence: Windmills x 10 Imperial Walkers x 10 HILLBILLY Walkers x 10 Merkins x 11 Hold plank Shoulder taps x 15 Low slow squats x 10 - hold peoples chair on the… COCKPIT · WED APR 1 The Makeup Q Q: Damien Croft · 12 PAX WARMUP: Windmills / Cherry Pickers / Worlds Greatest Stretch THE THANG: Light Pole Circuit with ascending and descending reps Archer Merkins x 5 Squats x 10 CDD x 15 LBC's x 20 Lunge x 15 Merkin x 10 Burpee x 5 Repeat… THE FORGE · FRI MAR 27 Bc and the MILGettes Q: Birdcage · 15 PAX · +1 FNG I came I MILGAd I conquered Your welcome LAZARUS · THU MAR 12 Backblast! New Territory Q: darkhelmet · 10 PAX We warmed up then headed to new territory across from Redstone. Announcements we made and we ended with COT. THE HIVE · FRI JAN 16 Backblast! MILGA does the Hive Q: Birdcage · 9 PAX Noticeably absent was Deep Dish - partner sit ups, farmer carries, back to back passes - 5 rounds of 10 curls, 10 tri, 10 swings lots of mumberchatter, yall should incorporate more f2 into life. its not just about… LAZARUS · THU JAN 15 Backblast! Totally Rad Q: SkateOrDie · 12 PAX We toured the grounds of Redstone and performed multiple exercises repeatedly for 45 minutes. ANNOUNCEMENTS were made and we end with COT!! BUSHWOOD · DEC 31, 2025 Backblast! Countdown to Extinction Q: Suplex · 12 PAX WARMUP: motivator, IW, CP, WM. THE THANG: Appetizer The-Violator to one end, Cocaine-Bear-crawl back. Thang#1: 1st hill Dora: 1 pax jogs down, Nur Back to switch • 50 Fisherman’s Calf Raises each • 100 Merkins • 200… SNAKE PIT · DEC 23, 2025 Backblast! Birdcage's Coors Box Weinke Q: Birdcage · 7 PAX WARMUP: light mosey THE THANG: Coors light type stuff MARY: nope... but I'm trying to hit a year-end goal/quota & Bird-guy don't do BBs... ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter stuff COT: prayer stuff BUSHWOOD · DEC 17, 2025 Backblast! Loop-tidy Loops At Bushwood Q: Stang · 8 PAX WARMUP: Run 1/8 mile to hill at entrance to Catawba Ridge THE THANG: Had a list of exercises that the pax completed one at a time and after that exercise was completed they ran a .17 mile loop up the hill and back. Pax… SEABISCUIT · DEC 16, 2025 Backblast! King’s Bottom loop Q: McHale · 12 PAX WARMUP: OYO THE THANG: We Ran Dudley to Kings Bottom Loop & Back (4 to 5.5 miles) MARY: No ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Eve convergence, Break to Dam 5k/10k, shovel flag / site changes. COT: Columbia bus crash, Salisbury…