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211 backblasts mention “Birdcage”

COCKPIT · WED OCT 28 Racing at the Pit Q: Ruby Slippers · 9 PAX Always an honor and a privilege to lead my F3 brothers in a workout. Like to try and mix it up a bit for the PAX so I researched the backblasts for this AO. Reached out to the Site Q to inquire what kind of gear is… LAZARUS · THU OCT 15 Nipple Fights Q: Birdcage · 7 PAX Minimal warm-up Maximum UNO Ultimate chatter BE GRATEFUL FOR ALL THINGS MILGA COCKPIT · WED OCT 14 Egypt > Desert > Promised Land Bootcamp Q: Gump · 11 PAX WARMUP: We started with a mile around campus, fleeing Egypt with a few dynamic stretches along the way. Made sure to circle back for the six. Bonsai stepped up with some Side Straddle Hops while YHC went back for… COCKPIT · WED SEP 30 A hill and sauerkraut Q: Grinder · 9 PAX WARMUP: - SSH / IW / WM - mosey to hill behind the school THE THANG: - modified suicides - 5 stops with increasing exercise count: 10/20/30/40/50 - exercises: squats, shoulder taps, monkey humpers, imperial walker … BLOCK PARTY · TUE SEP 29 FORTeen Years Q: Double D · 85 PAX WARMUP: 14 Burpees THE THANG: Mosey to center of WEP Pax rotated into center based on year of 1st post (ie Class of 2026, 2025, 2024, etc). Varied exercises were performed by all including Burpees, Partner Derkins… COCKPIT · WED SEP 23 Q-School Q: Cyclops · 11 PAX WARMUP: Disclaimer and mosey down the hill to a warmup circle with the following exercises in cadence Windmills x 10 Cherry Pickers x 10 Imperial walkers x 10 5 burpees OYO Hillbilly Walkers x 10 4 burpees OYO Seal… COCKPIT · WED SEP 16 Old Bush Q: LTrain · 11 PAX WARMUP: Mosey with a few stops to the middle school track. THE THANG: 100 yds of Burpee Dan. 10 Yards of lunges, 1 Burpee, 10 additional yards of lunges, 2 burpees, until you made it to the next end zone. Partner AMRAP… LAZARUS · THU SEP 10 Pipe Hitters Shieldlock Q Q: Italian Job · 14 PAX 14 at Lazarus for a Pipe Hitters Shieldlock beatdown. Here’s what we did: Warm-up - 5 Merkins (IC) - 5 Low Slow Squats (IC) - 10 SSHs (IC) The Thang Island Hopping with Maximus - Run to 2nd island, run back, 10 Mtn… COCKPIT · WED SEP 9 Always identify the open bathroom Q: Birdcage · 13 PAX Immediately identified the open bathroom and ran towards it. Stopped for some stair steper rep counts otw. While I duced the pax did 100 200 300 of merkins, squat, lcbs. I entered mid squat. Then back to the top to play… COCKPIT · WED SEP 2 Don’t cry for me, Argentina Q: Slash · 10 PAX WARMUP: skipping THE THANG: AMRAP with a decent amount of burpees MARY: smash ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter COT: prayers up for families and friends traveling over the holiday weekend. COCKPIT · WED AUG 26 100-Yard Double Quarter Pounder Q: Goose · 11 PAX WARMUP: SSH, Windmills and others THE THANG: - First Quarter (25 Yards): Run to the 25-yard line, complete 25 merkins Nur to the goal line. - Second Quarter (50 Yards): Run to the 50-yard line, complete 50 squats, and… COCKPIT · WED AUG 19 The Dora Smoke Show Q: Cohiba · 9 PAX Warm-Up: SSH – 25 IC Imperial Walkers – 15 IC Moroccan NC – 15 IC Windmills - 10 IC Strawberry Pickers - 10 IC Cheese Shredder The Thang: 1. Dora: Partner up. One works, one runs to STOP sign and back. Switch… LAZARUS · THU AUG 13 Egypt > Desert > Promised Land Q: Gump · 9 PAX WARMUP: in cadence/out of cadence exercises including some windmills, some toy soldiers, some SSH, and an Elf movie reference from Birdcage THE THANG: We were taken out of Egypt into the Desert and into the Promised… SEABISCUIT · TUE AUG 11 Soggy Sea Biscuits Q: Cake Boss · 13 PAX WARMUP: Broga THE THANG: Run through Massey to Forest neighborhood for loops and run back 3-5 mi was completed MARY: Broga ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read newsletter COT: don’t believe the false identities placed on you but rather… LAZARUS · THU AUG 6 BOMBS Away! Q: LTrain · 9 PAX WARMUP: Warmupy things while waiting for Bobber THE THANG: B.O.M.B.S.-esque stuff. Partner up. One partner runs while other does first exercise of the round. Swap when partner returns. Round 1 Exercises: Burpees… BLOCK PARTY · TUE AUG 4 Chance, Choice, and Scrotum Tunnels: The Memoirs a MILGA Man Q: Birdcage · 11 PAX It was a moist, humid morning. The message covered a fairly simple topic, Life. We delved into the topic of chance with the use of a coin flip. Winner named the activity and rep count. Things are at times (Most) out of… LAZARUS · THU JUL 30 Back to School Bootcamp Q: Goose · 6 PAX WARMUP: Grandpa Jacks, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan Nightclubs, Windmills THE THANG: Moseyed to the front of the theater for class to begin. Each grade 1st through 12th were 12 reps, repeating each of the previous grades… COCKPIT · WED JUL 29 Turf Toe Q: Bonsai · 8 PAX WARMUP: THE THANG: Plyometrics on the turf field MARY: Yes, the hips don't lie, ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: COCKPIT · WED JUL 22 Getting swole at the Cockpit Q: Dear Abby · 6 PAX WARMUP: Side Straddle Hops, Cherry Pickers, Imperial Walkers, various stretching THE THANG: Thang 1: Champaign run to the middle school. Patterned up. Partner 1 did AMRAP exercises in the school parking lot while… SEABISCUIT · TUE JUL 21 Running Q: Tiller · 11 PAX WARMUP: THE THANG: running, starting at Blue Smokehouse down North Dobys, Left on Fairway, Left on Banks, Left on Wolfpack trail, Right on Fort Mill Parkway (4.8 miles) back to COT MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: 5:30 tonight… COCKPIT · WED JUL 8 BRILGA Q: Sasquatch · 14 PAX WARMUP: SSH, dynamic plank/broga THE THANG: mosey to field, partner push 2x20 yards, partner wheelbarrow 2x20 yards railroad ties - jump over, pax on ground complete Superman’s then flutters; railroad ties- side shuffle… SEABISCUIT · TUE JUL 7 Round and round Q: Double D · 12 PAX THE THANG: Ran out to Whites Rd then down to Waterside through 1, 2, or 3 roundabouts and back. COT: yes, we circled and we trusted COCKPIT · SAT JUL 4 ‘Merica 250 Q: Time Machine · 58 PAX WARMUP: 5 Burpees THE THANG: Flipped off King George, as well as 13 Colony inspired exercises for a rep count of 1776 MARY: She slept in ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your various newsletters COT: Remembered what our fore fathers… COCKPIT · WED JUL 1 Abs4America Q: Pauly D · 5 PAX WARMUP: 10 SSH / Pogo Hops THE THANG: Mosey to track at FCMS .5 Mile warmup 3 minute high plank 200 toe taps 100 big boys 1 minute side plank pulse each side 1 minute flutter Missed back MARY: No time ANNOUNCEMENTS…