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RING OF FIRE · WED FEB 11
Backblast! King of Ring - IPC Style
Workout inspired by IPC Killer Bs, modified the routine a bit, still sucked, but better for it. WARMUP: 50xSSHIC at COT, moseyed to the FB field, 5 burpees OYO, ready to work. THE THANG: Start on goal line Broad Jump to…
COCKPIT · MON FEB 9
Backblast! My wife saw my weinke and the thang. Qu
WARMUP: mosey to band lot 20 SSH 10 imperial walkers 10 hill Billy walkers 10 cherry pickers 10 merkins Calf stretch Down/up dog THE THANG: Indian run to baseball/softball fields. 1 burpee at back before running up…
BLOCK PARTY · THU FEB 5
Backblast! You can daraleek my hand release merkin
WARMUP: we did the pledge and they got a disclaimer…it’s Minnow Pond (RIP) THE THANG: Old school go time. Exercises at each of the stops was 5 hand release with a shoulder tap in between. Then 5 jump squats. The route…
RING OF FIRE · WED FEB 4
Backblast! Block/Bar/Hill Blender at Ring of Fire
WARMUP: SSH, Imperial walkers, cherry pickers, merkins THE THANG: 2 rounds of block work: 15 thrusters, 15 curls, 15 decline merkins, 15 overhead extenstions. Followed by 10 min partner circuit: Partner A did 10 pull…
COCKPIT · MON FEB 2
Backblast! Not OTB
We took turns call exercises on several stops around the Hugh school. WARMUP: THE THANG: MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:
THU JAN 29
Backblast! Walmart Trip
- run to hardees for a less than warm up . wait for birdcage to arrive - run to walmart . wait for birdcage to arrive - partner work at walmart, 1 person plank and the other lap the parking lot - run to hardees. wait…
BLOCK PARTY · THU JAN 29
Backblast! Walmart Trip
- run to hardees for a less than warm up . wait for birdcage to arrive - run to walmart . wait for birdcage to arrive - partner work at walmart, 1 person plank and the other lap the parking lot - run to hardees. wait…
THE FORGE · FRI JAN 23
Backblast! Because Miyagi gave me an unfriendly re
WARMUP: We did THE THANG: - Go to the rocks - 1st phase: - EMOM – 10/10/10 (15?) – curls, OHP, Bent over rows - 2nd phase: - 11s – Manmakers (leave the rock), jump squats – the run is to the cigar lounge and back (touch…
BLOCK PARTY · THU JAN 22
Backblast! 3 Mile Tour
We had 19 for a 3-mile tour at Block Party. Here’s what we did: Run to Fort Mill Church of God .3 miles - 10 Burpees - 20 Merkins - 30 Squats - 40 LBCs - 50 Calf Raises Run to Unity Presbyterian .4 miles - 10 Burpees …
THE BALLROOM · TUE JAN 20
Backblast! The frozen tundra
WARMUP: ssh, slow windmills, imp walkers, plank/updog/downdog, Peter parkers THE THANG: mosey to the football field Start at one goal line and run to the 10, then do 10 reps of designated exercise, then run back to the…
SWEEP THE LEG · MON JAN 19
Backblast! IJ's Hood Merkin Pyramid
WARMUP: dynamic warm-up on iceless Earthfare sidewalk- high knees, butt kicks, toy soldiers, walking lunges, walking side lunges, side shuffles, high skips THE THANG: Run to Brayden (some stops* included) and to secret…
THE YARD · SAT JAN 17
Backblast! Noterate
WARMUP: yea. but with accumulating burpees interspersed THE THANG: Mosey a tad: to some good island based parking lots 6-7 with curb alberts and mike tysons mode of transit: bear crawl/crawl bear 6-7 with squats and…
COCKPIT · WED JAN 14
Backblast! High School Loops
WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, Cherry Pickers, Yogging, Shuffles THE THANG: Indian run to tennis courts, AMRAP 10 minute circuit of 20 step ups, 20 dips and 15 derkins. At the 10 minute mark hold a Dank (downward plank). Nur and…
BLOCK PARTY · TUE JAN 13
Backblast! Backblast!
WARMUP: Side straddle hops, merkins, imperial walkers, windmills THE THANG: Mosey to church hill, partner up, one partner runs to top of hill and does 10 merkins, runs back down hill while partner does plank shoulder…
THE HIVE · FRI JAN 9
Backblast! What she said
WARMUP: THE THANG: 10+3 got Hived as I visited the DMZ and gave a KB lesson. - JCruise , Cherry Pie , and Time Machine rucked it out. I believe that most of the world’s problems got solved, but as capitalists, you'll…
BLOCK PARTY · THU JAN 8
Backblast! Minnow Party
Lots of people showed up, unfortunately they got me on Q. Original plan was to run with merkins to Riverview elementary school, but with so many pax I decided to stay local. Plan was to run around town with Jack Webb…
THE FORGE · FRI JAN 2
Backblast! Closeout 2025 before opening 2026
WARMUP: SSH, MCs, Parker Peter, Peter Parker, Plank, L/R planks,. Mosey to back parking lot, cariaco THE THANG: Muster on the grassy patch in back parking lot where we started, left, and returned a few times. Running…
THU JAN 1
Backblast! Crossroads Between 2025 and 2026
10 Minnows, 2 runners (BassOMatic, Wegmans), 1 rucker w nutsniffer (Cake Boss and Jarvis) WARMUP: Nah THE THANG: Mosey on over to the corner of Academy and Withers, via Main to Confederate. Academy and Withers is the…
DEC 29, 2025
Backblast! The last Badger
WARMUP: :white_check_mark: THE THANG: :white_check_mark: MARY: :white_check_mark: ANNOUNCEMENTS: :white_check_mark: COT: :white_check_mark:
THE FORT · DEC 27, 2025
Backblast! Mucho Chesto
It was a glorious day in The Fort a the mumble chatter was :fire:. A quick disclaimer and we were off. Ran over to the half wall for 30 step ups, 30 dips, and 30 derkins. Mosey over to a large set of stairs for some…
SLOW BURN · DEC 26, 2025
Backblast! Boxing Day ?
WARMUP: windmills, SSH, IW’s, Plank, Up Dog, Down Dog, Merkins, Mosey w some shuffles and butt kickers. THE THANG: 3 rounds of Merkins, Big Boys, Squats, Dips, Bobby Hurleys, Hammers and Derkins. Mosey around Lowe’s. 3…
DEC 24, 2025
Backblast! Eve of the Lord's birth - convergence
WARMUP: The usual THE THANG: DH-type-stuff MARY: worked into Thang ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter & upcoming changes COT: Lauren Hope Styles (sp?) - 21 RIP, Prayers for Geronimo & family. Reading from Ezekiel centered around…
AMERICAN JACKAL · DEC 22, 2025
Backblast! Welcome to Chilis!
It was a beautiful morn at The Americal Jackal, the mumble chatter was off the charts. All the Q could do to dodge haymakers was lean into it and say thank you sir many I have another. We ran down to the track for the…
BLOCK PARTY · DEC 16, 2025
Backblast! Cubbie and friends did some exercising
WARMUP: Meh THE THANG: - Mosey to Pharmacy - 25 SSH - Mosey to parking lot at top of Main (touched Millstone) Cyclops - 20 SSH - 20 Mountain Climbers - Mosey to post office - 1 Windmill Spider-Man - 15 SSH - 15 Mountain…