Backblast! What she said

WARMUP:
THE THANG: 10+3 got Hived as I visited the DMZ and gave a KB lesson.
- JCruise , Cherry Pie , and Time Machine rucked it out. I believe that most of the world’s problems got solved, but as capitalists, you'll have to pay to find out the answers.
- Happy Hour came dressed for a chilly golf outing, complete with puffy jacket. Guys gave him a lot of crap, but they don't have sensitive nipples, so they don’t get it.
- Band Camp was in typical form. That means it was a non-stop stream of working hard at both the exercises and giving me a hard time.
- Deep Dish has HCed to bringing an additional 50 lb KB to the Hive from now on for those who are interested. So… no one.
- Maximus is a grown-ass man. NOT a grown ass-man. Hyphens matter.
- Slash gave me a normal fist bump at the end, and after checking his temp (rectally, of course) to make sure he wasn't ill, he recognized where he went off the rails and gave me the normal Slash treatment.
- Tesh was the standard and helped us with our form. That was the focus this morning, doing the right things the right way. When that's the theme, he's the go to.
- Pocahontas has his foot on the accelerator. But he's not redlining yet. He wins the Helmet award for my favorite guy that had his VQ this week at Ring of Badgers (Fire).
- Boogie Nights was the sole representative from the Gaggle of Degenerates. Especially since the King of the Degenerates (Joe Lyons (F3 Long Duck)) was occupied elsewhere.
- fishstix was the WarDaddy today (see previous bullet as to why). On a side note, his new retirement gig is developing lesson plans for a new Minnesota Quality Learing Center franchise he's opening on the WestSide.

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