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313 backblasts mention “Goose”

LAZARUS · THU MAR 5 Backblast! Not Your Bookclub Discussion Q: Mark Twain · 3 PAX Warmup exercises were done. Cindy workout Announcements were made. Ended with COT COCKPIT · MON MAR 2 Backblast! Blown away at Cock Pit Q: Time Machine · 2 PAX WARMUP: SSH, WM, Down/up dog THE THANG: mosey to student parking, 5 rounds of 4 corners, 10 merkins, 15 dips, 20 heels to heaven 25 calf raises. Mosey to grass behind the wall and flip the tires we found to the wall… THE YARD · SAT FEB 28 Backblast! 4 Corners & More Q: Goose · 12 PAX WARMUP: Motivator Imperial Walkers Stretchy Things THE THANG: Thang 1 - Four Corners Escalator Corner 1: 10 Merkins Run to corner 2 Corner 2: 10 Merkins, 20 Squats Run to corner 3 Corner 3: 10 merkins, 20 Squats, 30 Big… LAZARUS · THU FEB 26 Backblast! Top, bottom, out at LAZ Q: Suplex · 4 PAX Warmup: the usual suspects Mosey to theater Thang#1: muzac 1. https://youtu.be/FNxGcVVkheA?si=66YM98r8lt2Q4uUY-69 by cody parks & dirty south (~4 min): prisoner Squats-AMRAP during instrumental, lunges during lyrics,…… SNAKE PIT · TUE FEB 24 Backblast! 3 for 300 Q: Goose · 4 PAX WARMUP: Grandma Jacks Grandpa Jacks SSH Motivator Moroccan Night Clubs Arm circles OYO forward and back Michael Phelps THANG 1: 40 Thrusters 40 Merkins 40 Power Clean Press - Short recovery lap 30 Thrusters 30 Merkins… LAZARUS · THU FEB 19 Backblast! All Respectables! Q: Float Bridge · 4 PAX WARMUP: - Moroccan night club - Windmill - Cherry pickers - Imperial walker THE THANG: 10 rounds - 6 Burpees - 10 Side Staddle Hop - 6 Mike Tyson's - 10 Squats - run around island Pain stations - Station 1 - Mountain… COCKPIT · WED FEB 18 Backblast! Wait... I thought Olaf was on Q Q: Spectre · 11 PAX · +1 FNG WARMUP: 20 SSH IC 10 Windmills IC 10 Moroccan Night Clubs IC 10 Cherry Picker IC Plank Warm Up THE THANG: Partner DORA 100 Merkins 200 Squats 300 LBC's Lunge Worm 11's Lt. Dan Magic Legs : BBS MARY: Not enough time… COCKPIT · MON FEB 16 Backblast! Up 1-0 & a FNG Q: Cyclops · 8 PAX · +1 FNG WARMUP: mosey to the back of football stadium - exercises in cadence Windmills Cherry Pickers Plank, down dog, up dog, plank Merkins Peter Parker’s Shoulder Taps Low slow squats Add Moroccan night clubs Seal Jacks THE… LAZARUS · THU FEB 12 Backblast! Redstone Suicides Q: Chiclets · 5 PAX WARMUP: THE THANG: Suicide runs to each island. From curb to island 1 do the work run back to the curb then to island 2 and back continuing that pattern until island 6 then work it in reverse until you get back island… COCKPIT · WED FEB 11 Backblast! I’m Hurting, So You Will Too 7 PAX WARMUP: - SSH, Imperial Walkers, 10 count merkins, jog around parking lot (0.3 mi covered) THE THANG: Stop 1 → Stop 6 (0.2 mi covered) - Stop 1 (Start) - Exercise: Squat Jumps (15) - Movement to Stop 2: Forward Run up… COCKPIT · MON FEB 9 Backblast! My wife saw my weinke and the thang. Qu Q: Stagecoach · 7 PAX WARMUP: mosey to band lot 20 SSH 10 imperial walkers 10 hill Billy walkers 10 cherry pickers 10 merkins Calf stretch Down/up dog THE THANG: Indian run to baseball/softball fields. 1 burpee at back before running up… THE HIVE · FRI FEB 6 Backblast! Omplex Q: Goose · 8 PAX · +1 FNG No warmup needed; got right to work!! 5 Different Complexes for 8 Minute AMRAP 5-5-5-5 - All single arm then switch 5 Rows 5 Deadlifts 5 Swings 5 Reverse Lunges 4-6-8-10 4 Pullovers 6 Halos 8 Alternating Swings 10… LAZARUS · THU FEB 5 Backblast! Seven of diamonds - in the rain Q: Pauly D · 3 PAX WARMUP: Cherry pickers, windmills, SSH, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers THE THANG: mosey around the theater and end up by the entrance. 4 corners (like a diamond) 7 OF DIAMONDS 7 BURPEES (X4) 14 MERKINS (X4) 21 LBCS… COCKPIT · WED FEB 4 Backblast! Jack Webbs & More Q: Goose · 4 PAX Disclaimer was made and we did little warmup then we got after it as we took a tour around the school making multiple stops along the way. Thang 1 - Merkin Jax 1:4 Ratio 1 Merkin - 4 Plank Jacks 2 Merkins - 8 Plank… MON FEB 2 Backblast! 899 Reps with Virtual Deck of Cards Q: Splinter · 4 PAX Since snowmageddon partly melted yesterday and refreezed on the roads overnight, I offered up a virtual beatdown again. Last time was the spinning wheel, so I figured the next iteration should be a deck of cards. For… MON JAN 26 Backblast! Wheel of Pain Virtual Beatdown Q: Splinter · 4 PAX WARMUP: No warm-up, just spun the wheel THE THANG: The wheel has a bunch of exercises on it. I spun the wheel, and we did the exercise. We did 125 burpees and 250 LBC's with a bunch of other merkins, lunges, squats… LAZARUS · THU JAN 22 Backblast! The Beast Q: Goose · 4 PAX I needed a little motivation so we warmed up with the Motivator then moseyed down to the lot past the theater. We stopped along the way for some windmills and imperial walkers. The Beast Running the length of the lot we… LAZARUS · THU JAN 15 Backblast! Totally Rad Q: SkateOrDie · 12 PAX We toured the grounds of Redstone and performed multiple exercises repeatedly for 45 minutes. ANNOUNCEMENTS were made and we end with COT!! THE HIVE · FRI JAN 2 Backblast! Deep Dish 1 year anniversary beatdown Q: Deep Dish · 12 PAX WARMUP: yes THE THANG: First set: 5 rounds: Single arm 3 cleans, 3 overhead press, 3 front rack squat in one complex. Switch arms. Suitcase carry between each round. Repeat 5x Second set: Partner up at bottom of hill… AMERICAN JACKAL · DEC 29, 2025 Backblast! Merkin Clock Q: Goose · 4 PAX Warmup Exercises were done then we moseyed to the bottom lot. THE THANG: Four Corners Escalator Corner 1: 10 SSH Run to corner 2 Corner 2: 10 SSH, 20 CDD Run to corner 3 Corner 3: 10 SSH, 20 CDD, 30 Squats Run to corner… LAZARUS · DEC 18, 2025 Backblast! MILGA WRAP at Lazarus Q: Bobber · 6 PAX · +1 FNG Last WO of the year at Lazarus. Poppins had EH'd an F&G, so a proper disclosure was given with an introduction to FOOPC. We did a short warm‑up in the parking lot while getting to know F&G, then headed to the circuit… AMERICAN JACKAL · DEC 15, 2025 Backblast! A cold day in American Jackal Q: Keith Crockett · 8 PAX WARMUP: SSH Merkins Broga Peter Parker’s Windmill Imperial Walkers Hillbilly Walkers THE THANG: Hardest quarter mile: 100m - burpee broad jump 100m - lunge walk 100m - bear crawl 100m - sprint Mosey Top o’ the hill 10 … LAZARUS · DEC 4, 2025 Backblast! 12 Days of an F3 Christmas Q: Goose · 7 PAX WARMUP: Grandpa Jacks, SSH, and some stretchy things then mosey to the front of the theater. THE THANG: This Beatdown was brought to you by everyone’s favorite Christmas Song, the 12 Days of Christmas. We went through… BUSHWOOD · DEC 3, 2025 Backblast! A bunch of EMOMS and Gratitude Q: Slapshot · 8 PAX Warmup: SSH IC x 20 Windmill IC x 10 Seal Jack IC x 20 MNC IC x 20 Plank Jack IC X 15 Lap Series of 3 10 minute Emom’s with 3 minutes of rest/recovery lap in-between Emom 1 10 Burpees Every minute on the minute Emom 2…