Skip to content
F3 THE FORT
From the gloom

backblasts

Every workout’s write-up, newest first — straight from the Q’s backblast.

321 backblasts

SLOW BURN · FRI MAR 27 It was a Friday… this Friday… at slow burn Q: Peach Stand · 10 PAX WARMUP: ssh, windmill, imp walkers, Peter Parker’s, all in cadence. Mixed in some up and down dogs THE THANG: there was a list of 6 assignments taped to the empire pizza end and the Persis end of the building near cot… SLOW BURN · FRI MAR 20 Backblast! Hello Newman Q: Liberty Bibberty · 9 PAX I. The Warm-O-Rama (The Tip-Off) • The Mosey: A light 5-minute jog around the AO (Area of Operation) to get the blood flowing. • Side-Straddle Hops: 20 reps in cadence (IC). • Imperial Walkers: 15 reps IC (keep it slow… SLOW BURN · FRI MAR 13 Backblast! 3-13 Q: Mainframe · 17 PAX Good group for a chilly morning. Decided to be super creative and use date as workout plan. Yog over to side of lowes for 3 exercises, 13 reps of each: HR merkins, big boys, and squats. Repat this at 2 more stops until… SLOW BURN · FRI MAR 6 Backblast! ab-solutely Q: 38 Special · 11 PAX WARMUP: Most of the hits: SSH, Merkins, Cherry Pickin, Low Slow Squat, Imperial Walker THE THANG: Mosey to the end of the parking lot for 11s 10 BBSU -----> 1 "wheezy Jefferson" Pair up for a dora. Either run the full… SLOW BURN · FRI FEB 27 Backblast! Dealer's Choice 10 PAX Nice and gloomy, misty, cool morning. Just being out in this means you made the choice to NOT let the Jester win. WARMUP: Slow mosey to the contractors pickup area at Lowe's, circle up for the following, my standard… SLOW BURN · FRI FEB 20 Backblast! Anchorman Rules Q: Anchorman · 7 PAX WARMUP: stretchy stretchy bc we are all respectable THE THANG: shuttle runs and then a relaxing round of BOMBS (200 each) MARY: shared love around the circle SLOW BURN · FRI FEB 13 Backblast! Failed Expectations Q: Airborne · 8 PAX WARMUP: mosey to chik fil a parking lot and warm up while hoping to see the crewed rocket launch at 5:15. Side straddle hops, Moroccan night clubs, reverse lunges and windmills. Saw the upper stage separating from the… SLOW BURN · FRI FEB 6 Backblast! Big Deck Q: Time Machine · 11 PAX WARMUP: CP, WM HW and the “other walker” THE THANG: mosey to the CFA parking lot where a giant deck of cards was found. Board was also conveniently located on a rock. After shuffling we took turns pulling cards and… SLOW BURN · FRI JAN 30 Backblast! A Celebration Trip to the Islands Q: Double D · 13 PAX WARMUP: Tried and true -- SSH, Windmill, Mtn climber, down dog, up dog, etc. mosey to Lowes THE THANG: Pax mustered near island at far entrance of Lowes. Completed a routine of doing some form of upper body exercise x15… SLOW BURN · FRI JAN 23 Backblast! Liberty liberty parking lot tour Q: Liberty Bibberty · 7 PAX WARMUP: Windmill SSH IMPERIAL WALKERS Hillbilly walkers Merkins Broga THE THANG: Lunge walk Indian run Dora 50 dips 100 merkins 150 squats 200 LBC Light measured duck walk with dips Toy soldier merkin MARY: Upper body… SLOW BURN · FRI JAN 16 Backblast! Have a plan Q: backdraft · 12 PAX WARMUP: mosey around parking lot with dynamic movements, ssh, in, hillbilly walkers cherry pickers, arm circle then repeat THE THANG: mosey around and to side parking lot 5 sets of 10 burpees with 45 second rests in… SLOW BURN · FRI JAN 9 Backblast! Festivais for the rest of us Q: Mark Nestel · 9 PAX WARMUP: running THE THANG: Festivus MARY: airing of Grievance ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: SLOW BURN · FRI JAN 2 Backblast! Back Across The Road Q: Twister · 8 PAX WARMUP: Stretching THE THANG: Across to Baxter for a Heavy Dora up and down the steps MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: SLOW BURN · DEC 26, 2025 Backblast! Boxing Day ? Q: Soup To Nuts · 22 PAX WARMUP: windmills, SSH, IW’s, Plank, Up Dog, Down Dog, Merkins, Mosey w some shuffles and butt kickers. THE THANG: 3 rounds of Merkins, Big Boys, Squats, Dips, Bobby Hurleys, Hammers and Derkins. Mosey around Lowe’s. 3… SLOW BURN · DEC 19, 2025 Backblast! An Even Thousand Reps Q: Beaker · 6 PAX WARMUP: SSH, IW, Cherry Pickers THE THANG: 100 Merkins 200 LBC 300 Squats 400 Calf Raises Method: 20 reps at a time until total reps are complete. Eg 20 reps each of merkins, LBCs, Squats, and calf raises until 100… SLOW BURN · DEC 12, 2025 Backblast! Dozens and dozens Q: Peach Stand · 9 PAX WARMUP: ssh, slow wind mills, imp walkers, hillbilly walkers, plank/down and up dog, Peter Parker’s. All in cadence and most for 12 reps THE THANG: 12 days of Christmas. Each day took place at a different location… SLOW BURN · DEC 5, 2025 Backblast! Stole from Dojo Q: Old Bay · 6 PAX It was raining, so we ran straight for the Lowe's Contractor covering. WARMUP: Standard fare of SSH, IW, Hillbilly Walkers, Butt Kickers, High Knees, etc, then loop around Lowe's THE THANG: This was stolen from Dojo… SLOW BURN · NOV 28, 2025 Backblast! Don’t drink the ‘Mountain Dew’ Q: Barry Manilow · 8 PAX 7 PAX from Stockade came over to see what I was doing at Slowburn. Warm up Accumulator board (up to 6 exercises), run in between Wall sits and burpees Back to the board for exercise-run-exercise-run-etc Finished with a… SLOW BURN · NOV 21, 2025 Backblast! Musical spaces Q: Poppins · 10 PAX WARMUP: WINDMILLS/PICKERS/MERKINS/LOW AND SLOW SQUATS THE THANG: mosey over to Lowe’s 11s with big boys and merkins PART 1: MUSICAL CHAIRS WITH THE BURPEE PIT (20 min) Setup: Everyone in a parking spot. ONE LESS spot… SLOW BURN · NOV 14, 2025 Backblast! Lessons, Learnings and Mahktar Ndiayes Q: Cyclops · 9 PAX WARMUP: Mosey to behind Empire for COP with various exercises in cadence including; SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers and a question answered incorrectly by the PAX. Therefore.....5 burpees OYO. THE THANG: 3… SLOW BURN · NOV 7, 2025 Backblast! Slow-Square Agility-Burn Q: Suplex · 8 PAX WARMUP: Indian-run (w/ basketballs dribbling) to main theatre of AM-combat... then... https://youtu.be/M50lKtaE8rs?si=1HLgpBylUCLEhh89 remix by Me first & Gimme Gimmes (2:11) 1. Base = Hillbillies 2. Chorus = Windmills… SLOW BURN · OCT 31, 2025 Backblast! What costume are you wearing? Q: Bass · 13 PAX We did a little warmup with the usual exercises. I proceeded to introduce the topic for thought. What costume are you wearing? Are you being an imposter? Mosey over to the first stop for some 4 corners. 3 exercises then… SLOW BURN · OCT 24, 2025 Backblast! Madonna v Morrisette Q: Cherry Pie · 6 PAX WARMUP: ssh/mnc/im/hbw/wm, yoga flow THE THANG: Mosey to lot past Persian Grill Run a lap around the 2 islands followed by 3 exercises (merkins, squats, lbc)… increase reps after each lap tel:5-10-15-20-25. Mosey to… SLOW BURN · OCT 17, 2025 Backblast! so much chatter at slowburn Q: Cadre Olaf · 21 PAX WARMUP: windmill mosey, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, low slow squats THE THANG: Dora with merkins, squats, crunches. Other guy runs loop. Lunge walk then bearcrawl, across the parking lot. Goldilocks squats…