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LAZARUS · THU OCT 29 EMOM at the movies… Q: Sweet Baby Ray · 10 PAX WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Pickers, down dog, honey mooners, pigeon stretch, mosey to the parking lot in front of the movie theater. THE THANG: 4 corner EMOM (every minute on the minute) PAX broke into three group and picked a… LAZARUS · THU OCT 15 Nipple Fights Q: Birdcage · 7 PAX Minimal warm-up Maximum UNO Ultimate chatter BE GRATEFUL FOR ALL THINGS MILGA LAZARUS · THU OCT 8 Goose Bread Beatdown Q: Goose · 5 PAX WARMUP: YHC warmed us up with the Motivator and some stretchy things. Then I handed it over to Bread Maker. THE THANG: We moseyed to the front of the theater and was introduced to the Leg Wrecker. Group 1 does Lt Dans… LAZARUS · THU SEP 24 Week 4 of 4 Shield-Lock-September Q: Pauly D · 11 PAX WARMUP: yes THE THANG: 2 laps around the theater (apparently that's a far distance) 11’s with Burpees and Jump Squats Ab Webb ft. Straight leg Freddy Mercurys MARY: hold a plank and then American hammers ANNOUNCEMENTS… LAZARUS · THU SEP 17 Kumquat Q: Band Camp · 17 PAX WARMUP: BC led that....it involved burpees in cadence, but only after some creative running THE THANG: Split into 3 groups, was gonna be 4, but Tesh was late. Rotated at Esso's whistle. Band Camp's job was to travel the… LAZARUS · THU SEP 10 Pipe Hitters Shieldlock Q Q: Italian Job · 14 PAX 14 at Lazarus for a Pipe Hitters Shieldlock beatdown. Here’s what we did: Warm-up - 5 Merkins (IC) - 5 Low Slow Squats (IC) - 10 SSHs (IC) The Thang Island Hopping with Maximus - Run to 2nd island, run back, 10 Mtn… LAZARUS · THU SEP 3 Something of an Old Testament Q: Pusher · 12 PAX WARMUP: Goose set the stage with an intro to Shield Lock September, then handed the baton to Pusher THE THANG: Pusher -- he led the charge (literally) out of the parking lot to the corner leading toward Red Ventures… LAZARUS · THU AUG 20 Push it to the limit Q: Liberty Bibberty · 9 PAX WARMUP: SSH Imp Walkers Moroccan nightclubs Michael Phelps Squats Merkins Broga THE THANG: Ladder interval up downs Merkins and Squats MOT Bear Crawl LBC Jump Squats MOT Lunges Dora with shared bag Merkins Big boys Imp… LAZARUS · THU AUG 13 Egypt > Desert > Promised Land Q: Gump · 9 PAX WARMUP: in cadence/out of cadence exercises including some windmills, some toy soldiers, some SSH, and an Elf movie reference from Birdcage THE THANG: We were taken out of Egypt into the Desert and into the Promised… LAZARUS · THU AUG 6 BOMBS Away! Q: LTrain · 9 PAX WARMUP: Warmupy things while waiting for Bobber THE THANG: B.O.M.B.S.-esque stuff. Partner up. One partner runs while other does first exercise of the round. Swap when partner returns. Round 1 Exercises: Burpees… LAZARUS · THU JUL 30 Back to School Bootcamp Q: Goose · 6 PAX WARMUP: Grandpa Jacks, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan Nightclubs, Windmills THE THANG: Moseyed to the front of the theater for class to begin. Each grade 1st through 12th were 12 reps, repeating each of the previous grades… LAZARUS · THU JUL 23 I Was Wrong, And I'm Grateful For That Q: maximus · 6 PAX The rain was forecasted to be gracing us but instead, all we had was clouds and humidity, a lot of it. Based on some of our fair-weather posting habits, I assumed no more than 3 PAX would post here due to the chance of… LAZARUS · THU JUL 16 Lazarus Beatdown Q: Crash · 5 PAX · +1 FNG WARMUP: - 7-to-1 Motivators IC - Imperial Squat Walkers: 10 reps IC - Merkins: 10 reps IC THE THANG: - (run to front of theater) - Four Corners - Round 1: Bear crawl between corners. At each corner: 10 Merkins (40… LAZARUS · THU JUL 9 Silk Curtain Q: Band Camp · 6 PAX WARMUP: yea, that’s important THE THANG: run all the way around Red Ventures (aka the silk curtain loop) Stops for merkins, squats, & fire hydrants at the fire hydrants. Picked up the heavy chairs on the way out and the… LAZARUS · THU JUL 2 4 HIM for 4 Corners Q: Goose · 4 PAX · +1 FNG WARMUP: We did several exercises and some stretchy things. Then we Moses around the the back of the theater then to the front. THE THANG: Corner 1 (10 reps) - Merkins– 10 reps Corner 2 (10 + 20 reps) - Merkins – 10 reps… LAZARUS · THU JUN 25 World Cup Fever Q: Damien Croft · 4 PAX WARMUP: THE THANG: Penalty Kicks & 1966 Dora MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: LAZARUS · THU JUN 18 My AO (and region) VQ Q: Dear Abby · 5 PAX WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Willie Mays Hayes, Good mornings THE THANG: Thang 1) Ran to the theater and rotated Hand Release Merkins, Dirkins, and Irkins in sets of 5, 10, and 15. Thang 2) moseyed… LAZARUS · THU JUN 11 7/11 Special Q: Pocahontas · 5 PAX WARMUP: Yes THE THANG: 4 corners, 7s, hill "sprints" MARY: Maybe? ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter COT: Prayers and Praises LAZARUS · THU JUN 4 MILGA Q: Deep Dish · 2 PAX WARMUP: THE THANG: We mosied down to the road heading towards Red Ventures. At each light pole we did a round of 5 merkins, 10 big boys, 15 air squats, mosey to next pole and repeat. We did 10 poles. On run back up the… LAZARUS · THU MAY 28 Deck of (moderate) pain Q: Pauly D · 6 PAX · +1 FNG WARMUP: Mosey .5 miles around the cinema to the main entrance. 10 SSH / Forward Fold / Runners Lunge / Worlds Greatest Stretch / Hold down plank for a Band Camp 10 (30) seconds. THE THANG: Deck of pain, quantity matches… LAZARUS · THU MAY 21 Simple yet effective Q: Liberty Bibberty · 5 PAX WARMUP: SSH Imp Walkers Hillbilly Walkers Squat Mosey THE THANG: Stair run - exercise called out while 1 pax runs the stairs 2 rounds Bag drag plank 2 rounds Round 1: Run 1 loop (or to opposite side and back). Then at… LAZARUS · THU MAY 14 4 Corner EMOM Q: Goose · 2 PAX WARMUP: SSHs, Windmill & stretchy things THE THANG: 4 10-minute EMOMs in each corner. Corner 1 - Full Body (5 exercises repeated 2 rounds) Minute 1, 6, – 10 Burpees Minute 2, 7 – 15 Merkins Minute 3, 8 – 20 Reverse… LAZARUS · THU MAY 7 300 Q: Pauly D · 4 PAX WARMUP: 10 Strawberry Pickers / 10 windmills/ 10 hillbilly walkers THE THANG: Mosey around the theater and back to get .9 Miles. Begin circuit of 5 merkins and 5 walking lunges until you get 300 each. Mosey .6 miles at… LAZARUS · THU APR 30 Audible Q: Goose · 4 PAX We warmed up with the Motivator and some stretchy things. Corner 1 (10 reps) - Merkins – 10 reps Corner 2 (10 + 20 reps) - Merkins – 10 reps - Air Squats – 20 reps Corner 3 (10 + 20 + 30 reps) - Merkins– 10 reps - Air…