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FLIGHT PLAN · JUL 14, 2025
Backblast! Fellowship Monday
7 ruckers and 3 runners this morning thru Baxter. All enjoyed immensely. Thank you for your attention to this matter. RPJ Assassin Please sign up for lawn care (link in the newsletter) Trash pickup fellowship is Sat…
DAWN PATROL · JUL 10, 2025
Backblast! Burpees for 1
WARMUP: Windmill Cherry Picker Imp Walker Hillbilly Walker Merkin Peter Parker Broga THE THANG: Mosey to hotel parking lot Bear crawl parade/Indian Run Mosey to stage Run with exercises Durkin Squat Burpees Incline…
COLOSSEUM · JUL 8, 2025
Backblast! Welcome back to the 90s
WARMUP: SSH while we gathered everyone to get the party started. Then took off for a short mosey over to the flags. Windmills, cherry pickers, low slow squats, merkins. Then ran to the back of the school. THE THANG: we…
FLIGHT PLAN · JUL 7, 2025
Backblast! Moist Monday Flight
WARMUP: Fist pump the PAX THE THANG: Run down market to Gardenia Run Gardenia and back Add miles by running Sutton to 160 and back to Starbucks Ruckers : ruck MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Sweati Barry 7/22 7pm COT: Pray for…
THE RANCH · JUL 3, 2025
Backblast! No Warmup - Just Work On The Ranch
WARMUP: Nope THE THANG: Run to the close end of the loop at SMS. 25 Merkins I/C Run to the other end of the loop, 25 Squats I/C Run to the other end, 25 Heels to Heaven Run to the other end, 25 Freddy Mercury's Line up…
COLOSSEUM · JUL 1, 2025
Backblast! When in doubt, blame Schwartz...
With no announcement as to the Q for the day as of the afternoon of the night before, which is unusual for Barkley, but becoming very usual for The Fort overall, I mentioned casually that I would just take it. So…
FLIGHT PLAN · JUN 30, 2025
Backblast! Drew / Davis route swap
WARMUP: None THE THANG: 160 to Sutton Sutton to Sutton Place Right on Drew or Davis (who knows), third right Right on Harvester Back to front of Sutton Place and back to COT. MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:
SLOW BURN · JUN 27, 2025
Backblast! One to Ten
WARMUP: Yea, it's a good thing. We did that. THE THANG: String of Pearls...classic. Mosey and stop occasionally for: - Merkins - Squats - Carolina Dry Docks - Lunges (2 is 1) - Dips - Monkey Humpers - LBCs - Mountain…
JUN 25, 2025
Backblast! Flat tire
WARMUP: We rode to meet up spot, Wells Fargo THE THANG: We rode around town and YHC had a flat near Steve’s Fish camp MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:
CURRAHEE · JUN 24, 2025
Backblast! Salty chicken - IYKYK
WARMUP: SSH, windmill, Broga, low slow squats, moroccan nightclub, arm circles All were done to a count of 15 just to let Falcon Crest know he has the ability to move the start time back to 5:15 if he chooses. THE…
FLIGHT PLAN · JUN 23, 2025
Backblast! Harvest Pointe and back
WARMUP: Headcount was done (10) and route called out for runners (Market to Settler Heights to Harvest Pointe, stay straight the whole time, until you can’t go any further down hill, then make the climb back out of the…
JUN 19, 2025
Backblast! Golf
WARMUP: Running with burpees THE THANG: Golf 10 merkins and 10 LBC’s at every tee box 5 burpees at every green Each hole varied in length - par 3, par 4, or par 5 Front 9 was both hills on Monroe white Back 9 was from…
KITCHEN SINK · JUN 18, 2025
Backblast! Halfway there…… 10 Seconds….
Beautiful day in the Gloom. Always look forward to Q. Great turnout at the sink for my madness with a timer. Warmup: SSH x 15 Seal Jack x 15 Plank Jack x15 Mountain Climber x 15 Pick up something heavy get to the field…
JUN 17, 2025
Backblast! Humidity is dumb
WARMUP: Run away from the stench of the garbage truck. SSH, windmill, squats, Broga, high knees, but kickers and toy soldiers. THE THANG: Continued over to Sonic for the escalator Add an exercise for each round and all…
FLIGHT PLAN · JUN 16, 2025
Backblast! Standard Route
Flight Plan: Standard Route: Market down to Sutton, Sutton up to 160, 160 back to Market. One loop is about 1.5mi. Some did trails and some rucked. COT
DAWN PATROL · JUN 10, 2025
Backblast! Dawn Patrol Leg Day
WARMUP: Mosey to parking lot by Police Station SSH Windmill Low slow squats Broga Toe touches while holding plank 5 merkins THE THANG: Moved over to the paved path where we did 4 corners 20 of each, one exercise each…
SLOW BURN · JUN 6, 2025
Backblast! Mumble chattah at the Burn
WARMUP: SSH, Squats, Imperial, Cherry Pickers, Nightclubs, Mosey with Tot soldiers and Lunge Walk THE THANG: 11s w Merks and BigBoys, Squats and LBCs. 4 corners with 2 exercises at each corner ( Starfish style) w 5x…
RING OF FIRE · JUN 4, 2025
Backblast! Q school June 2025
WARMUP: SSH, windmill, low slow squat, butt kickers, side shuffle, high knees THE THANG: Bear crawl to 10 Lunge walk to 20 Rinse and repeat until other end zone Move to stairs Run two laps then 10 merkins, 10 squats, 10…
DAWN PATROL · JUN 3, 2025
Backblast! Ok it’s 061……what??!?
WARMUP: mosey to the upper lot for windmills. I/C, burpees, imperial walkers I/C, burpees, Hillbilly walkers I/C, burpees, Moroccan night clubs I/C, burpees, Seal jacks I/C, burpee Mosey to the Pike Electric lot THE…
FLIGHT PLAN · JUN 2, 2025
Backblast! Braden Sucks
WARMUP: none THE THANG: route from starbucks/market/nations common/front/160 to Braden. Some did hills and back. Anywhere from 3-5 miles enjoyed by all MARY: none ANNOUNCEMENTS: torture and haire COT: prayers for all…
SLOW BURN · MAY 30, 2025
Backblast! Slow Cookin'
WARMUP: Disclaimer and mosey around the Lowes campus. Circle up in about the middle of the parking lot for COP THE THANG: COP (all in cadence) SSH x 20, windmill x 10, squat x 20, merkin x 7/hold/drop to elbows/regular…
THE RANCH · MAY 29, 2025
Backblast! East side no shows
WARMUP: THE THANG: If you weren’t then you don’t know. Cyclopse and I decided to save the wienkie and ruck instead. Great conversation with shieldlock. MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:
THE HIVE · MAY 23, 2025
Backblast! The Hive Shovel Flag Hand-Off
WARMUP: Happy Hour warmed us up for the impending bear down THE THANG: Round 1: 10-min AMRAP 10 x KBS 10 x KB squats 10 x KB deadlifts 10 x KB clean and jerk Round 2: 25-min of suffering PAX circle up at bottom of the…
MAY 22, 2025
Backblast! Meander around town
WARMUP: The pledge THE THANG: Launch point was parking lot across from old Hardee’s Exercises 10 merkins 20 squats 20 LBCs Loop Run up main Left at Post office Left on Elliot Left back to launch point. Repeat exercises…