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COCKPIT · MON APR 20 Birthday Boy 4-20 Q: darkhelmet · 14 PAX · +1 FNG WARMUP: Warmup THE THANG: Thanged MARY: Quickie ANNOUNCEMENTS: > COT: MINNOW POND · THU APR 16 Sharks and Minnows at The Block Party Q: Fishstix · 20 PAX Lots of dudes showed up to the Pond Party this morning . Pledge..Let's go First stop, The Pharmacy for SSHs and a couple burpees Next Stop, New parking lot, Old Hardee's 10 merkins, 10 Squats, 10 LBCs. Partner up with… THE YARD · SAT APR 11 Trust the hill and the field. Q: Dojo · 11 PAX WARMUP: ssh hillbillies picking strawberries / run the loop couple time with some exercises THE THANG: field lot work / lunge walk, NUR, sprint, locked arms, bear crawl. Repeated on hill and field. Extra field work with… COCKPIT · WED APR 8 2026 QvQ Round 2 Q: Stagecoach · 35 PAX QvQ Format: 20/20 PAX Vote in 4 categories V.A.P.E. Rabbit: Divide into two teams Every man runs 25m and nurs 25 back and the completes 2 squat jumps and 2 burpees. WWR but add 2 reps to each exercise after each trip… 6@6 · SAT APR 4 Running & Rucking Q: McHale · 20 PAX WARMUP: Ruckers did warmups THE THANG: Ran, Marathon training and rucked trails at Anne Springs MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: LAZARUS · THU APR 2 Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home Q: Cyclops · 8 PAX WARMUP: Mosey to the theater entrance walkway Exercises in cadence: Windmills x 10 Imperial Walkers x 10 HILLBILLY Walkers x 10 Merkins x 11 Hold plank Shoulder taps x 15 Low slow squats x 10 - hold peoples chair on the… SEABISCUIT · THU APR 2 Loop or no loop! Q: Vuvuzela · 13 PAX WARMUP: NA THE THANG: run Dobbys Bridge towards downtown, left on Fairway, if you are over 20 minutes when you get to the end of Fairway, just turn back the same way. If 20 minutes or less, left on Banks, left on FM… BUSHWOOD · WED APR 1 2026 QvQ round 1 Q: Fishstix · 23 PAX THE THANG: Fishstix was away and was alloted the 1st 20 minutes. We moseyed up to the top lot at The JOC. He led us in a series of partner work. Shouldered partner resistance mosey face to face, Patty Cake Merkins… THE YARD · TUE MAR 31 Road to the Final 4 Q: Bam Bam · 14 PAX WARMUP: THE THANG: MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: BLOCK PARTY · THU MAR 26 Very creative Q: Shady · 15 PAX WARMUP: nah, we pledged the flag THE THANG: ran to FMHS and back with 2 exercises at the stops below - exercises were 10 merkins, 10 big boys. - John’s gas station at the top of Massey - Little baby Jesus church - Park… SEABISCUIT · TUE MAR 24 Seabiscuit - Holbrook Bypass Q: Hershey · 13 PAX WARMUP: THE THANG: MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: COCKPIT · MON MAR 23 Carrying the mental load Q: Liberty Bibberty · 9 PAX Warmup SSH Imp Walkers Hillbilly Walkers Low slow squat Catchers Merkins Broga Mosey to the back of CRHS Dora AMRAP for 5 rounds till the runner comes back and flapjacks Q calls each exercise 1st round - merkins 2nd… THE YARD · SAT MAR 21 Go Chuck Yourself Q: darkhelmet · 15 PAX WARMUP: We did some THE THANG: Chuck Norris jokes and exercises, mainly MARY: No chicks ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter COT: The 5th Core Principle THE FORGE · FRI MAR 20 Backblast! Bi's & Tri's Q: The Pirate · 13 PAX WARMUP: mosey around the parking lot and neighborhood headed towards sonic, stopping along the way for - SSH, low slow squat, merkins, cherry pickers, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, etc. THE THANG: Using the bench… BLOCK PARTY · THU MAR 19 Backblast! Hills and Pull ups Q: Stagecoach · 14 PAX WARMUP: mosey to Print shop SSH x 20 Imperial walker x 10 Hillbilly Walker x 10 Cherry picker x 10 Calf stretch runner stretch THE THANG: triple nickel from town hall up hill past church 5 Bonnie Blair’s 2 is 1 5 jump… COCKPIT · MON MAR 16 Backblast! 3 Leg Stool Q: Time Machine · 3 PAX WARMUP: I led us off in warmup of WM, CP, IW, HW, Up/Down dog, worlds greatest stretch and some merkins THE THANG: mosey to bus loop for a set of 7’s, Squats at bottom of hill, dips at the top bear crawl/crawl bear… THE YARD · SAT MAR 14 Backblast! Knock out for fun Q: Float Bridge · 14 PAX WARMUP: - Moroccan nightclub - Imperial walker - Cherri pickers - Windmill THE THANG: - street light ladder x stations - Reps 5, 10, 15, 10 - Station 1 - side straddle hop - Squats - Lunges - station 2 - merkins - Plank… SOUL TO SOLE · THU MAR 12 Backblast! Ownership Q: Jeremy Holt - · 15 PAX WARMUP: THE THANG: 3.25 miles & smiles, Ownership (word of month) MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: RING OF FIRE · WED MAR 11 Backblast! 2026.11 Ring of Fire Q: Tesh · 13 PAX Starting from the endzone of the field: 10 burpees, 20 Merkins, 20 squats 40 yard dash on one foot (alternating feet every 5 yards) then finish run to other endzone. After down and back, 20 big boys which completes a… COCKPIT · MON MAR 9 Backblast! Shoulder pain Q: Esso · 11 PAX WARMUP: SSH, mosey Down the back hill, shuffle one way, flapjack, Carioca, flapjack THE THANG: Partner up, one does the exercise the other runs out and back. Merkins Step ups Derkins Irkins Run back up the hill stopping… THE YARD · SAT MAR 7 Backblast! Rhythm Is Going To Get You Q: Boogie Down · 7 PAX WARMUP: Stretch lab, mosey around road pilons to the tune of Rocky's Gonna Fly Now, People's Chair with a burpee count, Plank Jacks & SSH THE THANG: 4 Corner Draw-each corner of the parking lot equipped with decks if F3… THE COACH'S BOX · THU MAR 5 Backblast! Ladders and The Queen Q: Cherry Pie · 6 PAX WARMUP: ssh, iw, hillbilly walker, Moroccan night clubs, windmills, mosey THE THANG: start at goal line. Run to 10 - do the exercise - run back - do the burpee… run to 20…. Ladder: 10 - big boy situps 1- burpee 20 … RING OF FIRE · WED MAR 4 Backblast! Deck O'Pain Q: Shield · 9 PAX WARMUP: Slow Windmills, Imperial Walkers,Hillbilly Walkers, Stretching THE THANG: We had a DeckO'Pain HEARTS - MERKINS DIAMONDS-SSH SPADE-CDD CLUBS-BIG BOYS JOKER-BURPEES After the Deck we traveled over to the pullup… SEABISCUIT · TUE MAR 3 Backblast! Tour de Eastside Q: Stagecoach · 6 PAX WARMUP: Explain the route. If you’re not showing up the Seabiscuit warmed up, stretched and ready to go you’re in trouble. THE THANG: Run 5.5 miles or less if needed Cross Dobys through dominion bridge to white rd, run…