backblasts
Every workout’s write-up, newest first — straight from the Q’s backblast.
699 backblasts mention “Time Machine”
THE HIVE · JUL 18, 2025
Backblast! Musical murder bunny Humper with a movi
: Warmup: MUSICAL 1 Devil went down to Georgia remix by State of Mine (3:37) 1 Base = Imp. Walkers 2 Chorus: Plank Jax 3 Solos: and walk-ChP 2 Country roads remix by Me first & Gimme Gimmes (2:11) 1 Base = Hillbillies 2…
BUSHWOOD · JUL 16, 2025
Backblast! Shirtless Time Machine sighting
AMRAP CIRCUIT DORA LOTS OF HILLS - running
SEABISCUIT · JUL 15, 2025
Backblast! OG Whitehall
WARMUP: Run THE THANG: Run Whitehall route, OG direction MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: Massey blood drive this weekend! Barry, read your newsletter COT:
AMERICAN JACKAL · JUL 14, 2025
Backblast! 9 #ao-american-jackal for a circuit of
WARMUP: SSH, windmill, hillbilly, imperials, plank jacks, broga THE THANG: DORA - 100 merks, 200 big boy, 300 squats CIRCUIT - 4 rounds of 15 jump squats, 20 calf raises, 25 step back squat, 30 sec wall squat MARY: yes…
DAWN PATROL · JUL 10, 2025
Backblast! Burpees for 1
WARMUP: Windmill Cherry Picker Imp Walker Hillbilly Walker Merkin Peter Parker Broga THE THANG: Mosey to hotel parking lot Bear crawl parade/Indian Run Mosey to stage Run with exercises Durkin Squat Burpees Incline…
BUSHWOOD · JUL 9, 2025
Backblast! This workout smells
WARMUP: SSH, Moroccan Night Club THE THANG: Mosey, Cinderblocks, Leg Lifts, Bear Crawl, Lunges MARY: Stretch OYO ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:
SEABISCUIT · JUL 8, 2025
Backblast! Tour of Luxury Massey Homes
WARMUP: - Each PAX did their own stretching THE THANG: - Neff to Dudley to Felts and return. - 5 squats at each for sale sign - Too much sweating. MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: - Sweaty Barry COT:
JUL 7, 2025
Backblast! 20yr Anniversary of the Murph
WARMUP: barely THE THANG: THE MURPH. MARY: nah ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sweaty Barry, Stuff the Bus, newslettery stuff COT: indeed
ALCATRAZ · JUL 5, 2025
Backblast! 1776 Patriot Games
10 men attempted the 1776 Patriot Games at Alcatraz this morning. Here’s what we did. Warm-up - 10 Low Slow Squats (IC) - 10 SSHs (IC) - 10 Imperial Walkers (IC) The Thang - 1776 Yard Run (1.01 miles) - 100 Merkins …
THE RANCH · JUL 3, 2025
Backblast! No Warmup - Just Work On The Ranch
WARMUP: Nope THE THANG: Run to the close end of the loop at SMS. 25 Merkins I/C Run to the other end of the loop, 25 Squats I/C Run to the other end, 25 Heels to Heaven Run to the other end, 25 Freddy Mercury's Line up…
RING OF FIRE · JUL 2, 2025
Backblast! Grad Q School
WARMUP: 5 Burpees, 20 SSH, 8 WM some stretching, covered our mission THE THANG: Mosey to benches, 10 of each Urkins, Dips, Dirkins x2 covered 5 core principles Found some wall and had a seat, started going through Pax…
SEABISCUIT · JUL 1, 2025
Backblast! Run..Sprint..Recover…Repeat
Run around the loop of the business park. 10k pace along the sidewalk.. then sprints between the stop signs. Recover briefly then repeat the loop. Thanks to Time Machine for the opportunity!
AMERICAN JACKAL · JUN 30, 2025
Backblast! It’s a New Day….Woooo!
WARMUP: Warm up with Mosey stopping at light poles for some exercises Partner I wall sit Partner II run around building THE THANG: Mosey to football field From goal line Bear crawl 10 yards LCBs at 10,20,30,40,50 Mosey…
VARSITY · JUN 27, 2025
Backblast! Mumble Chatter
WARMUP: mosey around for a little and then SSH, windmill, imperial walker, hillbilly walker, cherry pickers, Moroccan nightclub, merkins, mountain climbers, honeymooner, and downward dog… stretching them calfs. THE…
LAZARUS · JUN 26, 2025
Backblast! Balls and Burpees
WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, windmills THE THANG: Mosey behind the movie theatre Run to each of the 8 parking spot sections and perform ascending reps (1-8) of the below exercises, then run back to beginning (~100 yards) SSH…
BUSHWOOD · JUN 25, 2025
Backblast! Smoke Out the Gophers…
WARMUP: WARM-UP (10 minutes) Activation Circuit (4 minutes - 40 seconds each) 1. Low Slow Squats (focus on depth and control) a. 1-2-3-1, 1-2-3-2 – 10X 1. Push-up to Downward Dog (shoulder activation) 2. Pickle Pointers…
SEABISCUIT · JUN 24, 2025
Backblast! Copperheads and Coyotes
WARMUP: None THE THANG: We ran! Or rather swam in the thick humidity. 4 runners, 2 ruckers. Run route was: Out to Dobys Bridge, left onto it. Then right into Dominion Bridge neighborhood. Exit hood left onto Whites Rd…
FLIGHT PLAN · JUN 23, 2025
Backblast! Harvest Pointe and back
WARMUP: Headcount was done (10) and route called out for runners (Market to Settler Heights to Harvest Pointe, stay straight the whole time, until you can’t go any further down hill, then make the climb back out of the…
THE YARD · JUN 21, 2025
Backblast! Welcome to Thrillville
Thrillville is the latest amusement park from the mind of Drop Thrill. Will you survive the day? Parking Lot - Time to pay up! Round 1 = 2 Burpees Round 2 = 4 Burpees Round 3 = 6 Burpees Round 4 = 8 Burpees Ticket Booth…
THE COACH'S BOX · JUN 19, 2025
Backblast! Juggs June - Week 3
WARMUP: SSH, Imp. Walk., Ch. Pickers, Up/Down Dog, Merkins.... all IC THE THANG: 1-mile race around marked route on campus (Flag plant to pull-up bars... around & back more or less). The catch... Carry a MINIMUM of 100…
KITCHEN SINK · JUN 18, 2025
Backblast! Bombs over Bagdad
WARMUP: SSH/windmills/pickers/squats/arm circles/phelps THE THANG: Partner Format – Rotate each round: Partner A runs a loop (~0.25–0.5 mile) Partner B does sandbag work to failure Switch Finish with a team challenge…
RING OF FIRE · JUN 18, 2025
Backblast! Ring of Fire around the rosie
WARMUP: SSH, Imperial walkers in sync, cherry pickers, windmill, moroccan nightclubs THE THANG: 10 Hill sprints with exercises in between. We covered pull-ups, planks, Cindy presses, swings, merkins, man makers and more…
JUN 17, 2025
Backblast! Sea Biscuit
WARMUP: We did a head count (8) reviewed route, start running THE THANG: Running 4.25 miles route was Old Dominion to Whites Rd down to Waterside into neighborhood and returning back to Blue Smoke House. MARY…
DAWN PATROL · JUN 17, 2025
Backblast! Huey, Dewy and Sweaty
WARMUP: Cyclops kindly warmed up the Pax as YHC was coming in hot after doubling down THE THANG: Moseyed to the field next to the park, laid out the Starfish workout, the 5 arms were counts of 15 each and they were…