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483 backblasts mention “Vuvuzela”

SEABISCUIT · TUE JAN 20 Backblast! Don’t get lost Q: Cyclops · 12 PAX WARMUP: Nope - it’s a running AO THE THANG: Run into Massey for 4-5 miles - Neff Ct to Dudley to Felts to Kingsbottom and back. MARY: Nope - it’s a running AO ANNOUNCEMENTS: always COT: 5th core principle It was great… FLIGHT PLAN · MON JAN 19 Backblast! GHES out and back Q: Bonsai · 19 PAX WARMUP: THE THANG: Ran to Gold Hill Elementary and back. 4+ miles depending on which loop you hit at the school MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: 6@6 · SAT JAN 17 Backblast! Forbidden Zone Q: Twister · 13 PAX WARMUP: None THE THANG: we ran to the forbidden zone MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: BLOCK PARTY · THU JAN 15 Backblast! Zipper Q: Bonsai · 26 PAX WARMUP: The pledge of allegiance THE THANG: Run to old Hardee’s parking lot Provide directions to Pax to run right side zipper. At each end 10 merkins and 10 squats Run back to COT 3 miles 100 merkins 100 squats Most… SEABISCUIT · TUE JAN 13 Backblast! Lost in Running Translation Q: Cohiba · 7 PAX WARMUP: No warmup. Runners don't need a warmup. They just start running ??‍♂️ THE THANG: Ran between 4.4 to 5 miles. NASA and Cohiba got lost on the way back which created us running close to 5 miles. The original route… COCKPIT · MON JAN 12 Backblast! Chest Pain with Dora Q: Hershey · 14 PAX WARMUP: THE THANG: MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: 6@6 · SAT JAN 10 Backblast! I can see for miles and miles Q: Barry Manilow · 25 PAX WARMUP: 2 miles for some, some miles for 2 THE THANG: 6+ miles for some 14+ for some MARY: could not keep up ANNOUNCEMENTS: sign up for Break the Dam COT: Olaf wrapped it up for us Followed by drinks at Replay, and… BLOCK PARTY · THU JAN 8 Backblast! Minnow Party Q: Fishstix · 27 PAX Lots of people showed up, unfortunately they got me on Q. Original plan was to run with merkins to Riverview elementary school, but with so many pax I decided to stay local. Plan was to run around town with Jack Webb… CLYDESDALES · WED JAN 7 Backblast! Substiloop Q: Rolloff · 16 PAX WARMUP: no THE THANG: we ran and ran and we ran MARY: no ANNOUNCEMENTS: were made COT: prayers COLOSSEUM · TUE JAN 6 Backblast! “Do not skip” leg day Q: Vuvuzela · 13 PAX WARMUP: SSH, Low slow squat, mtn climbers, peter Parkers, parker peters, toy soldier, 5 burpees. Run to benches by the basketball courts. 20 step ups. Run across the courts with high knees, butt kickers, toy soldiers… FLIGHT PLAN · MON JAN 5 Backblast! Monday River Run Q: Assassin · 21 PAX · +1 FNG We ran down Market St thru Baxter to Grey Rock and back. Only 3 members of the ruck club today. CLYDESDALES · DEC 31, 2025 Backblast! The problem we didn’t know we had Q: Cherry Pie · 14 PAX WARMUP: oyo THE THANG: route to WEP (4.4mi) L on munn L on Harris L on ardrey L on N White L on Jackson R on harris R on munn Back to COT MARY: no ANNOUNCEMENTS: Minnow pond tomorrow am Bethel tomorrow pm 8blocker+one… FLIGHT PLAN · DEC 29, 2025 Backblast! Whose guidance you following? Q: Double D · 19 PAX WARMUP: OYO THE THANG: Run out Richards Crossing all the way to the end including the loop; on the return take a right on Front St to Berkshire; do Berkshire loop 2x; return home on Richards Crossing. MARY: she… SEABISCUIT · DEC 23, 2025 Backblast! Great wall of Waterside Q: Hershey · 5 PAX WARMUP: THE THANG: MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: 6@6 · DEC 20, 2025 Backblast! Do as I say, not as I do Q: Liberty Bibberty · 16 PAX WARMUP: waiting on Q THE THANG: choose your own adventure MARY: would have been a better Q ANNOUNCEMENTS: don’t be late for your Q COT: yes DEC 18, 2025 Backblast! Respectables take over the Pond Q: Cake Boss · 11 PAX WARMUP: pledge of allegiance THE THANG: 1 mile lap Four corners with 5 burpees 10 merkins and 15 leg raises at each corner MARY: Dis you know?? ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas is 5 days away COT: Pray for the children CLYDESDALES · DEC 17, 2025 Backblast! Audible at O-Dark-Thirty Q: Jeremy Holt - · 12 PAX Vuvuzela sent a text around 1:30am saying he was still up and wouldn’t be able to Q. Since I was already covering site Q duties anyway, I did what any site Q should do when you have a no show Q—step up and Q yourself… SEABISCUIT · DEC 16, 2025 Backblast! King’s Bottom loop Q: McHale · 12 PAX WARMUP: OYO THE THANG: We Ran Dudley to Kings Bottom Loop & Back (4 to 5.5 miles) MARY: No ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Eve convergence, Break to Dam 5k/10k, shovel flag / site changes. COT: Columbia bus crash, Salisbury… 6@6 · DEC 13, 2025 Backblast! running 6@6 Q: Barry Manilow · 18 PAX WARMUP: marshmallows around a campfire THE THANG: running MARY: brought hot chocolate after the run ANNOUNCEMENTS: Santa Claus is coming to town COT: aye DEC 11, 2025 Backblast! Parading around Minnow Pond Q: Pusher · 17 PAX Temperature was 40 degrees however it was a bit windy. The Pledge of Alliance was recited, the Pax were counted and instructions were given. WARMUP: N/A for Minnow Pond THE THANG: Following the FM Christmas Parade… CLYDESDALES · DEC 10, 2025 Backblast! The Winter of Wegs’ discontent Part De Q: Short Sale · 14 PAX WARMUP: 4 mile Route was described THE THANG: Head up Munn, left on Harris, loop through WEP and back. MARY: 2 minutes at the end. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Xmas Party, Xmas Eve Convergence, Bethel Men’s Shelter COT: Prayers for… SEABISCUIT · DEC 9, 2025 Backblast! Massey Christmas lights Q: Cherry Pie · 11 PAX WARMUP: MUST when it’s this cold THE THANG: 4.2mi Head towards 7-11 L on trail b/f Dobys Bridge to Neff Ct L on Dudley drive L on Thomas Knapp Parkway L on Felts Pkwy R on Callahan R on kings bottom Dr L on Felts Pkwy R… 6@6 · DEC 6, 2025 Backblast! 6@6 Q: Sprocket · 16 PAX WARMUP: None THE THANG: Suggested route to Walmart Round About through Baxter along Richard's Crossing out to RT160 MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: SLOW BURN · DEC 5, 2025 Backblast! Stole from Dojo Q: Old Bay · 6 PAX It was raining, so we ran straight for the Lowe's Contractor covering. WARMUP: Standard fare of SSH, IW, Hillbilly Walkers, Butt Kickers, High Knees, etc, then loop around Lowe's THE THANG: This was stolen from Dojo…