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SLOW BURN · FRI FEB 27 Backblast! Dealer's Choice 10 PAX Nice and gloomy, misty, cool morning. Just being out in this means you made the choice to NOT let the Jester win. WARMUP: Slow mosey to the contractors pickup area at Lowe's, circle up for the following, my standard… CLYDESDALES · WED FEB 25 Backblast! Old Kingsley Loops Q: Old Bay · 15 PAX We ran. Some rucked. In loops. Around Old Kingsley (business park). ~4.5 miles SLOW BURN · FRI FEB 20 Backblast! Anchorman Rules Q: Anchorman · 7 PAX WARMUP: stretchy stretchy bc we are all respectable THE THANG: shuttle runs and then a relaxing round of BOMBS (200 each) MARY: shared love around the circle 6@6 · SAT FEB 7 Backblast! More than 6@6 Q: McHale · 18 PAX WARMUP: OYO THE THANG: >6 miles Kingsley to Munn to Harris to Fort Mill back to Jackson to Harris to Munn to Kingsley MARY: Burpees & other stuff OYO ANNOUNCEMENTS: One Word, Men’s Shelter COT: SLOW BURN · FRI FEB 6 Backblast! Big Deck Q: Time Machine · 11 PAX WARMUP: CP, WM HW and the “other walker” THE THANG: mosey to the CFA parking lot where a giant deck of cards was found. Board was also conveniently located on a rock. After shuffling we took turns pulling cards and… CLYDESDALES · WED FEB 4 Backblast! Kingsley laps Q: Shaq · 16 PAX WARMUP: THE THANG: running in circles around Kingsley MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: 6@6 · SAT JAN 24 Backblast! Apple fritter Q: Assassin · 21 PAX WARMUP: None Announcements: None Mary: None Route was down Munn Rd to Harris St to Corner Donuts (have you tried?) and back. No one brought me anything back from Corner Donuts. DAWN PATROL · THU JAN 22 Backblast! Coming in HOT Q: Poppins · 7 PAX WARMUP: yes THE THANG: SECTION 1: AMPHITHEATER ESCALATION (15 min) Partners start at bottom level. One partner works, one rests/counts. Round 1 - Level 1: ∙ Partner A: 20 dips ∙ Partner B: 20 Squats ∙ Both: BEAR CRAWL… 6@6 · SAT JAN 17 Backblast! Forbidden Zone Q: Twister · 13 PAX WARMUP: None THE THANG: we ran to the forbidden zone MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: SLOW BURN · FRI JAN 16 Backblast! Have a plan Q: backdraft · 12 PAX WARMUP: mosey around parking lot with dynamic movements, ssh, in, hillbilly walkers cherry pickers, arm circle then repeat THE THANG: mosey around and to side parking lot 5 sets of 10 burpees with 45 second rests in… 6@6 · SAT JAN 10 Backblast! I can see for miles and miles Q: Barry Manilow · 25 PAX WARMUP: 2 miles for some, some miles for 2 THE THANG: 6+ miles for some 14+ for some MARY: could not keep up ANNOUNCEMENTS: sign up for Break the Dam COT: Olaf wrapped it up for us Followed by drinks at Replay, and… SLOW BURN · FRI JAN 9 Backblast! Festivais for the rest of us Q: Mark Nestel · 9 PAX WARMUP: running THE THANG: Festivus MARY: airing of Grievance ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: DAWN PATROL · THU JAN 8 Backblast! Board & Blocks VQ Q: Spike · 8 PAX WARMUP: Side Straddle Hops, Squats, Merkins, Up Dog, Down Dog, Walk the Dogs THE THANG: Mosey to the buildings for a Board of Pain One PAX runs a lap up and down stairs while other PAX does the exercise, then switch so… SLOW BURN · FRI JAN 2 Backblast! Back Across The Road Q: Twister · 8 PAX WARMUP: Stretching THE THANG: Across to Baxter for a Heavy Dora up and down the steps MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: 6@6 · DEC 27, 2025 Backblast! Pre run the pre run, then we run Q: Barry Manilow · 12 PAX WARMUP: pre run THE THANG: running MARY: was late ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes COT: yes DEC 24, 2025 Backblast! Eve of the Lord's birth - convergence Q: darkhelmet · 85 PAX WARMUP: The usual THE THANG: DH-type-stuff MARY: worked into Thang ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter & upcoming changes COT: Lauren Hope Styles (sp?) - 21 RIP, Prayers for Geronimo & family. Reading from Ezekiel centered around… 6@6 · DEC 20, 2025 Backblast! Do as I say, not as I do Q: Liberty Bibberty · 16 PAX WARMUP: waiting on Q THE THANG: choose your own adventure MARY: would have been a better Q ANNOUNCEMENTS: don’t be late for your Q COT: yes CLYDESDALES · DEC 17, 2025 Backblast! Audible at O-Dark-Thirty Q: Jeremy Holt - · 12 PAX Vuvuzela sent a text around 1:30am saying he was still up and wouldn’t be able to Q. Since I was already covering site Q duties anyway, I did what any site Q should do when you have a no show Q—step up and Q yourself… SLOW BURN · DEC 12, 2025 Backblast! Dozens and dozens Q: Peach Stand · 9 PAX WARMUP: ssh, slow wind mills, imp walkers, hillbilly walkers, plank/down and up dog, Peter Parker’s. All in cadence and most for 12 reps THE THANG: 12 days of Christmas. Each day took place at a different location… CLYDESDALES · DEC 10, 2025 Backblast! The Winter of Wegs’ discontent Part De Q: Short Sale · 14 PAX WARMUP: 4 mile Route was described THE THANG: Head up Munn, left on Harris, loop through WEP and back. MARY: 2 minutes at the end. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Xmas Party, Xmas Eve Convergence, Bethel Men’s Shelter COT: Prayers for… 6@6 · DEC 6, 2025 Backblast! 6@6 Q: Sprocket · 16 PAX WARMUP: None THE THANG: Suggested route to Walmart Round About through Baxter along Richard's Crossing out to RT160 MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: THE FORT · NOV 22, 2025 Backblast! Three Strands of Strength 11 PAX WARMUP: NASA led warmup. Slow mosey around the parking lot, ending near where we started for 10-20 of the following: - SSH - WM - MNC - IW - Produce Pickers The slow mosey to the front stage area of the amphitheater to… SLOW BURN · NOV 21, 2025 Backblast! Musical spaces Q: Poppins · 10 PAX WARMUP: WINDMILLS/PICKERS/MERKINS/LOW AND SLOW SQUATS THE THANG: mosey over to Lowe’s 11s with big boys and merkins PART 1: MUSICAL CHAIRS WITH THE BURPEE PIT (20 min) Setup: Everyone in a parking spot. ONE LESS spot… CLYDESDALES · NOV 19, 2025 Backblast! Jacket Dirty Mile Q: Suplex · 18 PAX WARMUP: The usual suspects THE THANG: Jacket-Dirty-Mile 4 laps around FMHS track... 3 "excursions"/lap - Up & down Railings of Home side bleachers (so... up, over, down, over, up, over, down...and rejoin track) - East…