Post CSAUP FOMO

15 showed up for ao-the-ballroom for a not moderate (thanks to Barry Manilow for the motivation) as there were a handful of csaup-may-2026 participants this morning.
- Honky Tonk is living in the current shadow of his father's endex play by play which can only be described as “that's gold Jerry, gold”
- Falcon Crest Ryan_F has began recruiting new neighbors from Beaufort @chubbs (need to work on the slack entry here Ryan!)
- Decibel Decibel Decibel is trying to find new ways to injure himself as this past weekend did not allow for enough opportunities
- Mark Nestel now takes his shirt off because his traps need to breathe and are heavily chiseled
- Mainframe looked fresh as a daisy but still sweat like he was watering a field of daisies
- HarryCarry is picturing himself doing Rocky stair climbs but probably with a sandbag or 3 because he always needs something difficult
- backdraft thought that support staff also carried weight but no one told him this until the endex. #beast
- Bonsai is celebrating his 19 year wedding anniversary today!! That is a fact.
- Splinter was also the Clemson mascot for his time in :tiger2: town. Also a fact.
- Barry Manilow is not one of those fence climbing fools and YHC got a look. Bitcoin shared a similar look. YHC looked away and then ran away.
- Bass-o-Matic is like a squirrel when it comes to climbing fences…so no look was needed. Thx bass.
- Boogie Down now has a graduate at home (with a J O B!!) and will be dragging his butt to workouts in the near future. We need some young blood!

Murph this Monday with invergence to follow. Please don't say “I can't” or that's too difficult. Modification is a word and an action you can take. Not trying is just giving up on you. Don't be that guy because that's not what you're being trained for.