Padre's House of PAIN-theon...

I had a huge conundrum on my hands this AM... I wanted desperately to participate in the PAIN-theon Games that Zima had cooked up for the one year anniversary of The Pantheon being an AO in The Fort.
BUT (!) I had the Q at PHOP... So I figured that I would just bring the CSAUP foolishness to my Rock Hill brothers.

We disclaimed, had a brief warmup and then got to it. We weren't able to complete all of the events because we didn't start the extra 15 minute earlier like our cohorts at The Pantheon did, but here's what we did do, and who won what...

The PAIN-theon games consisted of the following, in order:
Merkins - 2 minutes AMRAP
SitUps - 2 minutes AMRAP
Burpees - 2 minutes AMRAP
100 yard Bear Crawl Dash for time
1 mile run for time
BTTW hold for 2 minutes or until no one is left (WE DIDN'T GET THIS FAR)
6 inch hold for 2 minutes or until no one is left (NOT COMPLETED)
Burpee Chase (NOT COMPLETED)

The Leaderboard:
Merkins:
1. TInker Toy = 123
2. Kelvin = 97
3. Dark Helmet = 85

Sit-Ups:
1. Kelvin = 73
2. TInker Toy = 72
3. Schrute = 66

Burpees:
1. Kelvin = 37
2. Tinker Toy = 34
3. Dark Helmet = 31

100 Yard Bear Crawl Dash:
1. Bill Nye = :40
2. Dark Helmet = :46
3. Opie = :50

1 Mile Run:
1. Tinker Toy = 7:00
2. Schrute = 7:01
3. Kelvin = 7:02

BTTW: (only 2 Pax competed)
1. Dark Helmet = 1:26
2. Amphibious = :45

COMPLETE RESULTS:

PAX Name
Merkins
Sit-Ups
Burpees
100 Yd BC Dash
1 Mile
BTTW Time
6 Inch Time
Burpee Chase

Amphibious (GSO Pax)
52
59
22
1:45
7:59
:45
N/A
N/A

Bill Nye
46
53
23
:40
DNF
N/A
N/A
N/A

Bloody Knuckles
40
50
15
1:45
9:09
N/A
N/A
N/A

Captain Kangaroo
50
11
11
DNF
13:40
N/A
N/A
N/A

Dark Helmet
85
50
31
:46
9:24
1:26
N/A
N/A

Gandalf
21
37
14
2:23
9:30
N/A
N/A
N/A

Hot Sauce
60
50
20
1:30
DNF
N/A
N/A
N/A

Kelvin
97
73
37
1:01
7:02
N/A
N/A
N/A

Little Bear
65
66
20
2:22
10:46
N/A
N/A
N/A

Mailman (ran only)
N/A
N/A
N/A
N/A
8:05
N/A
N/A
N/A

Opie
60
57
10
:50
8:20
N/A
N/A
N/A

Schrute
41
66
22
1:26
7:01
N/A
N/A
N/A

Sgt York (ran only)
N/A
N/A
N/A
N/A
8:05
N/A
N/A
N/A

Swampfox
50
50
10
DNF
11:30
N/A
N/A
N/A

Tinker Toy
123
72
34
:55
7:00
N/A
N/A
N/A

Washout
24
8
12
DNF
13:20
N/A
N/A
N/A

NMM:
So, Tinker Toy is a monster. We all kind of knew that...
Turns out Bill Nye has bionic knees and just crushed the Bear Crawl Dash.
We all agree that Zima is the master of the CSAUP. Something ain't right in that boy's brain... Thank goodness.
This was a LOT of fun. I look forward to it again soon...

Helmet, out.