Backblast! The Greatest Workout of All Time? Yes.
- When
- Friday, June 28, 2024
- AO
- Slow Burn
- Q
- darkhelmet
- PAX
- 29 darkhelmet, Anchorman, Barry Manilow, Bass, Battle Bot, Bonsai, Boogie Down, Dreamhouse, Flounder, Fogerty, FTC, gears, Half Shell, Hash Brown, Hurler, maximus, Old Bay, Paddle, Peach Stand, Quiante Derr, Rebel, Retiree, Slow Jams, Sofrito, Spectre, Sprocket, Sugar Daddy, Twister, Weezer
WARMUP: Probably. No one remembers.
THE THANG: A few rounds of 11s, 7s, and other nonsense.
The REAL nonsense, though, came in the form of setting things right in the naming department. Sadly, in only 45 minutes, I couldn't get to everyone, but I will tell you the ones I DID get to...
- Anchorman is now Kerrigan
- Weezer is now Insertion Point
- OldBay is now Father Time
- Hurler is now Mama's Boy
- Maximus is now French Tip
- Gears is now Tickle Me Ebenezer
- Hash brown is now Agent My Pleasure
- Slow Jams is now Dumpster Juice
- Paddle is now Dumpster Juice II: The Revenge of Dumpster Juice
- Sprocket is now Stateline Vapes
- Ditch Witch is now Gender Confusion
- Twister is now Backward Flush/Dude Wipes
- Flounder is now Dementia
- Half Shell is now Halfway
- Bonsai is now White Boots, and
- Sofrito is now Twin Peaks
For more on WHY these Pax got new names, you'll have to ask them, because I only vaguely remember...
This is why you shouldn't miss when YHC is the Q. NOTHING but good times.
MARY: No chicks
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